King of the Hill

[iamleap]

State your method of taking the hill from the person before you then end your post with MY HILL!

 

I'll start off. I'm walking down the street and then up a hill. MY HILL!

[ub3rman123]

I take a bulldozer to the hill and move the entire thing , including you, to my end of the street. You're now underneath the hill. MY HILL!

[iamleap]

I take a bulldozer to the hill and move the entire thing , including you, to my end of the street. You're now underneath the hill. MY HILL!

 

I work my way from under the hill and back to the top of it. I then proceed to ask you the shape of Italy. When you reply with BOOT, I kick you in the rump as hard as I can with a steel toed boot and punt you into the middle of nowhere. MY HILL!

Edited December 17, 2010 by iamleap

[krimzin]

I sell you both a propane grill and you are too busy cooking quality meats to notice me sneaking to the top of the hill. MY HILL, I tell you what.

[Omeletter]

The grill explodes leaving them unconsious. It then lands on your head, knocking you off from the hill. I peacefully collect your Bacon and steakes and eat half of it. My hill now.

[CommanderCrazy]

I jump in an Apache and blast you off it and it knocks everyone about 15 kilometers away.

I stand on the top of hill and yell "MY HILL!"

[antonkr]

I take out a stinger missile and shoot the apache. You escape using your parachute fortunately for me the apache crashes on you. MAI HILL.

[TheCalliton]

why not do this int he last poster wins? it would be easier, and would have one less topic

*destroys the hill, then takes my own hill

[ub3rman123]

*Douses the entire hill in napalm, set it alight, and claims it while wearing my trusty asbestos-lined suit*

[CommanderCrazy]

puts out the fire and chokes you with your own suit.

 

MY HILL!