Funny things that have happened.

[Oblivionmans]

This is just a little thing that I thought of making because I thought it would be funny.

 

There was this one time when I was using the paint brush glitch (the one where you drop a paint brush and it floats) to get to the top of "White Gold Tower" and I got to the top and got bored, so I just jumped off of my paint brush and landed in front of the entrance the the palace, and I died when I hit the ground, (obviously) and one of the guards that were guarding the door just said: "I'm busy, so make this quick". So, yeah. Thats probably not very funny from your point of view.

 

So post your funny/funniest moments in Oblivion!

[RatcatcherOfKvatch]

There's a SI mission that requires you to uncover a conspiracy by torturing people with shock bolts to make them confess. One of the suspects is a Kajiit who refuses to talk even after the Court Torturer zaps him..

 

The first time I saw the kitty get zapped I laughed so hard I just knew I had to see it again.

 

"Bad kitty! The litterbox is not a playpen!"

*BZZT!*

 

"Bad kitty! The toilet paper roll is not a toy!"

*BZZT!*

 

"Bad kitty! If you don't stop flushing the toilet my water bill's going through the roof!"

*BZZT*

 

It became a game to see how many different "kitty infractions" I could come up with to justify shocking the poor kitteh. If Kajiit made meowing noises when they got shocked I'd probably still be at it instead of writing this.

[luxwing0go]

I accidentally picked up a jug in one of the taverns and, of course, here comes Mr. Guard on his way to...

 

...wait...where is his head?

 

(SPOILER: It was on the opposite side of the room. Don't know how that happened and I have not been able to recreate it. But it was funny as hell.)

[majikmonkee]

The other day, I ran afoul of the Uderfrykte Matron up near Dive Rock. Being underarmed, I ran like crazy and eventually lost it.

 

Skip many game days later, I casually visit the Tiber Septim Motel and who's waiting there to greet me but the matron itself! I nearly peed myself! I ran out the door, and everyone in the Talos Plaza Disctrict formed a parade chasing after it. Luckily, a guard attacked it before I did, so he bore the brunt of the abuse. I was only at level one, though, so the matron had no trouble making mincemeat of several guards and NPC's. Sort of reminded me of King Kong, having a giant ape-like creature running amok in the city.

[nilan136]

:biggrin: apparently the tiber septim hotel is a kind of dumping ground for creatures in oblivion. People have found all sorts of stuff in there!

[majikmonkee]

I've seen monsters in there before. I think they come for the great continental breakfast. lol

 

I recently walked into the home you get as a reward in Heart of the Dead and there was an ogre waiting in there for me. What the flip?

[iSev]

I was fighting a group of bandits, and two were left. One was an archer, the other a melee. I was half dead when the melee says "Don't feel bad, no one lives forever!"...right before his buddy shoots him in the head and kills him. Then a Shadow Wolf kills the archer. That was a strange day.

[SandsOfTime404]

I've seen monsters in there before. I think they come for the great continental breakfast. lol

 

I recently walked into the home you get as a reward in Heart of the Dead and there was an ogre waiting in there for me. What the flip?

Lol the ogre heard about the breakfast. The breakfast being you, of course. :P

[majikmonkee]

I'm just glad I wasn't poorly armed at the time.

[KaizerFaust]

I figured my game was bugged when I entered the Tiber Septim and a giant Slaughter Shark was bouncing all over, easy kill since it couldn't attack me.