Forum Game: Noodle Implements

[DeadMansFist849]

From TV Tropes:

Noodle Implements are props for a hilarious, yet unspeakable incident.

 

So, just to warn everyone, if you have an overactive brain, you may give yourself terrible mental images. The idea is to list between 3 and 6 objects (or collections of objects, e.g. a dozen eggs, a cat toy, and several LAN cables) that don't go together at all. The object of the exercise is to be as ridiculous and confusing as possible. Nobody wins or loses as it's all subjective, we're just trying to have a good laugh.

 

I'll start:

Butter, a USB cable, 5 wax pears and a book about personal injury law.

[paganwannbe]

oh um

beer ninja electric fence* bathroom

 

*third rail works to*

[SandsOfTime404]

Pineapple, Baby Oil, Spectators

[bethjunkie]

Sandpaper, Garden Gnome, Crisco, Razor Blade, Yarn

[XanAlderon]

baby oil, and anything that is not a baby.

[satanslilhelper]

Crackers, guinea pigs, Xbox Controllers and a silver sparkly wig.

[VesemirTheWitcher]

1. Closely shaven mammoth swinging in an underwater jungle

2. Numb Cube in outer space

3. this smiley: :dry:

[paganwannbe]

oh rubix cube(the first one not the new one) tanks and duck tape

[DeadMansFist849]

A copy of World of Tanks, silk ropes, tomatoes, and CD markers.

[Omeletter]

Ok then.

 

I will build a machine... that successfully burns wooden paperclips to a crisp!

 

I would need...

 

A lemur

A copy of Portal 2

Oreos

Nylon

margarine

a lock

Edited December 26, 2010 by Omeletter