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Tips on Surviving a Zombie Holiday


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I've got a Rem 870 MCS in Bad Company 2.

 

If the real thing is anything like the virtual one, you may end up knocking your own house down should you ever pull the trigger.

 

As for fighting zombies, WarHammer 40,000 invented the two greatest zombie slaying weapons ever.

 

Swords are pretty good for fighting zombies. So are chainsaws. But the massive Astartes warriors of WarHammer combined the two to create the undisputed king of zombie carnage: the Astartes MK X Hell's Teeth ChainSword.

 

It's a sword shape, and has a crossguard, wire wrapped grip, pommel, and the slashing motion of a sword, but it's edge is lined with hundred of two-and-a-half inch, tungsten-titanium chainsaw teeth, shappened to a single molecule of sharpness, and whirling at 700 MPH. And it never needs to reload, cool down, or recharge.

 

It puts the "laughter" into slaughter, since it's portrayed as being able to slice and hack apart anything-even three quater tons of Traitor Astartes clad in a tank's worth of armour, this thing should be pretty much unstoppable versus a few poor zombies.

 

The other one is the Astartes Assault Cannon. Sure, it is admitedly, cheating since it's portrayed as, like the Hell's Teeth Chainsword, to have been invented in the year 29,998 AD, but then again, why play fair and die? Firing high explosive 44 MM ammunition at a staggering 11,000 rounds a minute, this lightweight gatling cannon, with it's soft recoil, high ammo capacity, fast, assault rifle style reload, and incredible reliability, Even when it's picking on target it's own size, the Assault Cannon is cheating, the game fully tells you that, but my god, it's fun to fire one...

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I've got a Rem 870 MCS in Bad Company 2.

 

If the real thing is anything like the virtual one, you may end up knocking your own house down should you ever pull the trigger.

 

As for fighting zombies, WarHammer 40,000 invented the two greatest zombie slaying weapons ever.

 

Swords are pretty good for fighting zombies. So are chainsaws. But the massive Astartes warriors of WarHammer combined the two to create the undisputed king of zombie carnage: the Astartes MK X Hell's Teeth ChainSword.

 

It's a sword shape, and has a crossguard, wire wrapped grip, pommel, and the slashing motion of a sword, but it's edge is lined with hundred of two-and-a-half inch, tungsten-titanium chainsaw teeth, shappened to a single molecule of sharpness, and whirling at 700 MPH. And it never needs to reload, cool down, or recharge.

 

It puts the "laughter" into slaughter, since it's portrayed as being able to slice and hack apart anything-even three quater tons of Traitor Astartes clad in a tank's worth of armour, this thing should be pretty much unstoppable versus a few poor zombies.

 

The other one is the Astartes Assault Cannon. Sure, it is admitedly, cheating since it's portrayed as, like the Hell's Teeth Chainsword, to have been invented in the year 29,998 AD, but then again, why play fair and die? Firing high explosive 44 MM ammunition at a staggering 11,000 rounds a minute, this lightweight gatling cannon, with it's soft recoil, high ammo capacity, fast, assault rifle style reload, and incredible reliability, Even when it's picking on target it's own size, the Assault Cannon is cheating, the game fully tells you that, but my god, it's fun to fire one...

that chainsword remind me of the Maquahuitl

http://i52.tinypic.com/2w7fghy.jpg

 

and HM, feel bad for burglars in my house! i have swords n knives and axes and airsoft guns and more knives and snakes and big sticks and knowledge how to use em

and soon, two airsoft claymores

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Well it's actualy got very similar weighting to an ancient American warclub aswell.

 

Most are tip weighted, since an Astartes Space Marine is strong enough to lift a car, they tend to like to weigh their weapons down for even harder swings.

 

I still think the Assault Cannon would be the ultimate zombie slayer-for god's sake it's a minigun with enough power to kill a tank in two shots-and it's light enough that an Astartes Terminator-if he had somebody to reload them-could dual wield them.

 

Firepower doesnt get much more extreme than that without being vehicle mounted.

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