Sinophile Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Be sure to make a screencap of this thread, as I am sure it will be deleted soon. David Gaider, head writer of Dragon Age 2, has been kidnapped and murdered by the anti-sheep Commander and his pet black wolf. How do I know this? His ghost is standing right next to me as we speak. I am a shaman, and can see spirits and stuff. While driving along the twisty roads of Switzerland, Gaider had spun out, and hit a snow bank. He fractured his ankle, and was unable to walk. However, he was soon discovered by the infamous Commander. Gaider, along with the transcript of his latest Novel,"Leliana dies horribly and tragically", had been carried back to the Commanders snowy cabin. Gaider was very thankful, and thought that he was saved. However, when the Commander read the unfinished transcript of his novel, in which Leliana retires from the life of adventuring to become a Shepherd, he was none too pleased, and demanded that it be re-written. Gaider, ever so proud of his work, refused, even when waterboarded, electrocuted, and forced to play Superman 64 for 20 hours straight. Gaider's ghost has also informed me that the Commander had his anti-sheep intelligence analysts hack into David's Bioware forum account, and impersonate him. Also, he had carved off his face, and has been pretending to be the deceased writer in public. Gaider worries about his surviving development team, who may also be in danger. If you are reading this, I would advise all forum members not to say anything positive about sheep, or negative about Leliana. Gaider is survived by his pet grey sheep, Leliana, and a hamster that smells like elderberries. The last words he wrote were,"I wish I worked for Squaresoft, because Japanese console games are so much more awesome than Western computer RPGS", these words were scribbled in his own blood on the wall of a dirty basement. In his afterlife, Gaider had but one final request, he asked that all members, mods, and admins of the The Nexus forums donate to Sinophile's paypal account, so that he can spend more time playing Dragon Age, and less time working at Burger King, where they are really mean to him and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHammonds Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Funny commentary but not exactly related to site feedback. >> Moved from Site Feedback to The Lounge (Off Topic) area << Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Erm... How did you find out about this? JK. WTH are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Dude, stop making BS about David Gaider. Just because you don't have the money to buy DA2 doesn't mean you rant on about it. Grow up, it's a game, not bread and butter. Sheesh. Also David never wrote Leliana, Sheryl Chee did. I suggest that the admins close this, as it is certainly spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balagor Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Ha, you should be a writer. You have a greate unleased fantasy :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinophile Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 I suggest that the admins close this, as it is certainly spam. Or you will what, murder them as well? I will make sure the world knows of your heinous deeds. Just because you don't have the money to buy DA2 doesn't mean you rant on about it. I am American, Americans aren't rich like you Swedes(or are you Swiss? I forgot) are. After taxes, I make 5 dollars an hour. Dragon Age 2 is retailing for 60 dollars, that means that DA2 is more than two days wages!! Sheesh. Also David never wrote Leliana, Sheryl Chee did.The two were co-writing a book together. Sheryl has also received Death threats as well. We all know that you were madly in love with Leliana, and wouldn't be happy with her death. You and your anti-sheep friends are murderers, and I will do everything in my power to make sure that the world knows it. Ha, you should be a writer. You have a greate unleased fantasy I already am, in the sense that I write stuff, albeit I am not paid for it. There are many writers on the internet both good and bad. I once wrote a story called, "Leliana does Lothering", the mods didn't like it much, and told me to post it elsewhere. I then submitted it to Literotica, who also refused to host it, due to it being based off of copyrighted material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Is Leliana that priest I threw out of my party because she only had some crappy priest robes and a staff for gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkatu Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 I am totaly confused after reading this thread, both the OP and those that posted here gave me no clue what so ever, so what's this about again? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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