Deleted1848331User Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Why did the two men die after walking into the bar?It was sharpened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliasTheory Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'U' in stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" And the other muffin said, "Aaaaugh! A talking muffin!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 What did the goverment offical say to his workaholic friend? "You're overtaxed". :laugh: Yet another horrible joke coming up. :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 A three legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 changing thisdumbest joke in the world why did the monkey fall out of the tree?because he was dead Wow, I actually laughed! :D Why is there a fence around a graveyard? Because everyone is dying to get in! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterHunterMaster Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Joke: I always thought the AI (artificial intelligence) in american games was made bad, you know, they just act so silly. I was in america last week. Now I can say, they really did a pretty good job. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) Why did the 'chicken roll' across the road?Because it was needed at the cafe. Why did the chicken cross the road?It wanted to live with the vegetarians. Why did the chicken not cross the road?It was too chicken! Edited March 1, 2011 by Maharg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkenGamer Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) Two fish are in a tank.One says "You man the guns, I'll drive." Edited February 28, 2011 by DrunkenGamer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackBaron2 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Three small zombies walk into a sweet shop. The owner says "Hello little ghouls, what will you be having today?" The zombies say "But we're boys!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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