Maharg67 Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 A dalek, a cyberman and an auton meet in a bar. The dalek says 'exterminate'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paganwannbe Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 A dalek, a cyberman and an auton meet in a bar. The dalek says 'exterminate'.the dalek is king If life is a barrel of apples why all the nuts? :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxXEvandarXxx Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 A duck goes to the pharmacy. He says to the pharmacist, “I need some ointment for my beak. Itis very chapped.” The pharmacist says, “We have nothing for ducks here.” changing thisdumbest joke in the world why did the monkey fall out of the tree?because he was deadoh man, I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobotVampyre Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 What is the secret language of policemen?Pig Latin What time is it when an elephant sits on yr fence?Time to get a new fence Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?The outside If Train A leaves station A at 7:06 PM going 85 km/ph and Train B leaves Station B at 7:45 PM going the opposite direction of Train A at 79 km/ph , and the stations are 300 km apart, at what time will the two trains collide? ...Who the hell cares? And also, what kind of question is that: when the two trains COLLIDE? So messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobotVampyre Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) A dalek, a cyberman and an auton meet in a bar. The dalek says 'exterminate'. What does the cyberman and the auton say? Or were they dead before? Also, great reference. Edited February 25, 2011 by RobotVampyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) Maharg67 your last one reminded me of some i heard long time ago... Knock knock..Who is there ?The Doctor!Doctor Who?that one is worse than Vogone poetry! Edited February 25, 2011 by SilverDNA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliasTheory Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 A dude walks into a bar. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted February 25, 2011 Author Share Posted February 25, 2011 Why did the man get wet in a topless bar? It rained! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Military time! 'Breakfast' is the amount of food you can shovel in on the way to bin it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted February 25, 2011 Author Share Posted February 25, 2011 Why did the chicken cross the road? So she would become famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now