Omeletter Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Joke: I always thought the AI (artificial intelligence) in american games was made bad, you know, they just act so silly. I was in america last week. Now I can say, they really did a pretty good job. >.> Your joke made me smile. Now, this joke is SO awful, and I don't even see what is so funny in it and why do some people do think it's funny. Hold on to your seats.... My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled himin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paganwannbe Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Joke: I always thought the AI (artificial intelligence) in american games was made bad, you know, they just act so silly. I was in america last week. Now I can say, they really did a pretty good job. >.> Your joke made me smile. Now, this joke is SO awful, and I don't even see what is so funny in it and why do some people do think it's funny. Hold on to your seats.... My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled himin. maybe because we are sadistic? :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?The Captain's Log! what is green with wheels?grass... i lied about the wheels Where do you find a turtle with no legs?Right where you left it. What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?Dam. Why do seagulls live by the sea?because if they lived by the bay they'd be called bagels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedVexHK Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 one I heard as a little kid.. some Movie with the guy from Ghostbusters and Gene Hackman.. What do you call a dog with no legs?? You don't call him anything...doesn't matter what you call him he'll never come.Or my own personal joke... Canadians will get it... Did you hear Brian Mulroney has written his autobiography finally??you can buy it at Coles in the Fantasy /Science Fiction section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNinja13 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Another one... What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Well, for starters...taste :sick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 What did the owl say to his angry zombie friend? "Don't lose your head". :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 What job did the dalek work at.It was an 'exterminator'. Why did the chicken cross the road?It was being chased by a dalek. Why did the dalek cross the road?It wanted to exterminate the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 Why did the egg laugh so much it cracked?It thought that life was just one big 'yoke'. Why did the egg stand at the edge of the road?It wanted to egg on the chicken. Why did the dalek chase the cockroaches?It worked as an 'exterminator'. Why did the police officer give the chicken a ticket?The chicken J walked while crossing the road. Why did the chicken cross the road?It was avoiding a KFC diner.Wouldn't you if you were a chicken? Why did the chicken cross the road in a big hurry?It was being chased by Colonel Sanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 When Superman fell apart, how was he fixed?With super glue of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 What happened to spiderman when he got caught in his own web? He was in a "sticky" situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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