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And another:

 

This guy walks into a bar and asks "Hey, whose pit-bull is tied to the tree out front?"

Another patron says, "It's mine, why?"

"Well," says the newcomer, "My dog just killed it!"

"What kind of dog have you got?" asks the patron

"A chihuahua" says the new guy

"How in the frak can a chihuahua kill a pit bull?" demands the patron

"Well, I'm not a vet, " answers the newcomer, "But I'm pretty sure it's because he's lodged in his throat!" :teehee:

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What super villain would be evil enough to invent this horrible topic?

The Joker!

Batman beware!

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Hickory Dickory Dock

Three mice ran up the clock

The clock struck one...

...the other two got away with minor injuries

 

 

Mary had a Little Pig

She kept it fat and plastered

And when the price of pork went up

She shot the little bastard

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Hickory Dickory Dock

Three mice ran up the clock

The clock struck one...

...the other two got away with minor injuries

 

 

Mary had a Little Pig

She kept it fat and plastered

And when the price of pork went up

She shot the little bastard

 

:laugh:

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Hickory Dickory Dock

Three mice ran up the clock

The clock struck one...

...the other two got away with minor injuries

 

 

Mary had a Little Pig

She kept it fat and plastered

And when the price of pork went up

She shot the little bastard

That's horrible! I love it! :laugh:

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Why did the dinosaur walk across the road?

Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

 

Why did the 'chicken ghost' walk across the road?

To get to the 'other side'.

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Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

 

Stupid Jill

Forgot the Pill

And now they have a son.

 

:whistling:

 

 

We Three Kings of Orient are

One in a taxi, one in a car

One on a scooter, beeping its hooter

Following yonder star.

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