DarkNinja13 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 This guy walks into a bar. Then another guy walks into the bar. The third guy, seeing what happened to the first two, ducked under it. :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNinja13 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 And another: This guy walks into a bar and asks "Hey, whose pit-bull is tied to the tree out front?" Another patron says, "It's mine, why?""Well," says the newcomer, "My dog just killed it!""What kind of dog have you got?" asks the patron"A chihuahua" says the new guy"How in the frak can a chihuahua kill a pit bull?" demands the patron"Well, I'm not a vet, " answers the newcomer, "But I'm pretty sure it's because he's lodged in his throat!" :teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 What super villain would be evil enough to invent this horrible topic?The Joker!Batman beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sync182 Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Hickory Dickory DockThree mice ran up the clockThe clock struck one......the other two got away with minor injuries Mary had a Little PigShe kept it fat and plasteredAnd when the price of pork went upShe shot the little bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Hickory Dickory DockThree mice ran up the clockThe clock struck one......the other two got away with minor injuries Mary had a Little PigShe kept it fat and plasteredAnd when the price of pork went upShe shot the little bastard :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Hickory Dickory DockThree mice ran up the clockThe clock struck one......the other two got away with minor injuries Mary had a Little PigShe kept it fat and plasteredAnd when the price of pork went upShe shot the little bastardThat's horrible! I love it! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDEuLXLNGBo&NR=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaladinRider Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 The bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here". ... A time - traveller walks into a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted March 7, 2011 Author Share Posted March 7, 2011 (edited) Why did the dinosaur walk across the road?Chickens hadn't evolved yet. Why did the 'chicken ghost' walk across the road?To get to the 'other side'. Edited March 7, 2011 by Maharg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sync182 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 (edited) Jack and JillWent up the hillTo have a little fun. Stupid JillForgot the PillAnd now they have a son. :whistling: We Three Kings of Orient areOne in a taxi, one in a carOne on a scooter, beeping its hooterFollowing yonder star. Edited March 7, 2011 by Sync182 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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