MangaLou Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 On my way to Cloud Top, I saw a bandit fighting with a horse. I was thinking "oooh someone lost his horse in the mountains" lol...I helped the horse kill the bad guy and planned to steal the horse but I waited a moment ...the rider, a black horse company courier, came out of the forest sliding, not walking hey sliding up to her horse, mounted it then rode away. That was really funny :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chakaru11 Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 (edited) I had a very weird/funny moment yesterday, when I was fighting an Oger at the bottom of a hill in the middle of the wilderness and suddenly heard a weird clanking sound. I killed the Oger, looked up the hill and saw a wine bottle roll downl the hill, coming to a stop right by my character's feet. The thing is: there was no camp or dungeon nearby, neither was there an NPC who could have tossed it out of their inventory. Random wine bottle ftw! Edited May 9, 2011 by chakaru11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulfur92 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I had a bandit follow me from Anvil to Dive Rock, I jumped and he did as well. half way down he landed on a rokc and I land further down. He jumped over and died stuck in the side of a tree. Two months on and he is still there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 29, 2011 Share Posted May 29, 2011 The quest where you go to Greyland to kill that skooma dealer guy, I did a sideways power attack and knocked him dead into the wall, and his corpse must have hit it pretty hard...I could only see his dangling legs. :) I pulled out my bow in the middle of Cheydinhal and aimed at the mages guild sign, (cos I don't like mages much) the arrow bounced off it at high speed (I have fast moving arrows from wrye bash) and hit Glarthir and killed him. The guards didn't even come after me! :D The skeleton in that cave with a giant rock on his lap... What a way to die. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloStranger Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 I made a mod that removed all slaughterfish from the game, (I have a phobia of fish-infested waters) except for ONE that I couldn't find in any of the cells for the life of me, I looked through the hundreds of cells like 3 times all determined to find it. Eventually I gave up and just turned it into a friendly sheep, lol. So a few hours into gameplay, I found the sheep. It was in the imperial sewer, in the dark brotherhood quest where you kill Valen Dreth. It was just sitting there on the pathway above the used-to-be infested with slaughterfish waters. I didn't kill it cause I thought it was cute. Turns out though, I had several apples in my inventory... and apparently it's like the sheep from Weynon Priory and followed me. I hadn't noticed until I got to the guard patrolled room, where the sheep went bezerk. It ran straight out through the hall, where all the guards started to chase it. I also didn't change it's attack animation. So it began to attack the guards like a slaughterfish, but then suddenly bugged out (realizing it was on land I guess) and started flopping around like fish on land. Eventually they killed it. As I sneaked past I left an apple next to him, to commemorate the memory of sheep-fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceshifter Posted June 4, 2011 Share Posted June 4, 2011 It's a bit immature, but my funniest moment was definetely when a spell which drained mine and the opponents fatigue completely, was cast on me.It was added to all NPCs, and so a mythic dawn assasin in Weynon Chapel cast it and we flew over a bench, hovering in place, him on top, my female character below, legs wide open.I was laughing out loud, but Jauffre made it worse, killing him (resulting is harder shaking) and saying: "By the Gods, how could you do such a thing!" while looking at me like a little pervert.I immediately thought he was referring to sex in a church, but that wasn't possible, of course. It took me and my brother five minutes to reach Weynon house.My stomach still hurts from the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyro1201 Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/414050-1199296608.jpg I believe the picture explains itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnterSevenSeven Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I remember causing a huge riot after messing with a Dark Seducer and leading her into Bliss. Several Bliss NPCs who had max disposition with me came to my rescue and were all killed in the crossfire. Somehow that provoked the entire city to go into chaos; it was citizen vs. Golden Saint vs. Dark Seducer as everyone started zipping in and out of buildings. It was something that would have gone great with the Benny Hill theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinoaff33 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 (edited) I don't mean to semi-necro, but I think this deserves a mention: So here I was, triumphantly (OK, not really) returning from Bruma to the Cloud Ruler Temple by foot (such a long distance, I know) after doing the Spies quest. As I began to climb the mountain, I heard the battle music start up and promptly went FFFFFF- because I knew there were Frost Titans (very very overpowered minotaurs) in the area, and I figured I'd gotten one of them on me - well, either that or a snow leopard (equally deadly - no, really). Lo and behold, I look up the cliff and see Jauffre coming down at me, dai-katana (it literally means "big sword" by the way) in hands, covered in full Blades gear. I go "Well maybe he was nearby and decided to help out with whatever invisible/pathfinding retarded/slothful/all of the above creature that's coming after me." That was quickly dispelled when he swung his BIG SWORD at me and took off half of my health. Now I just go "WTF" and run away towards the Temple. The rest of the Blades are non-hostile, yet somehow they approve of their Grandmaster chasing me up a mountain and through their fort with a BFS Benny Hill style. Note that he's hurling insults at me this entire time. I try to yield, but that fails horribly (got another sword in the face as my answer) and I continue running, this time back down the mountain. I decide to be crafty and jump down the cliff to cut time. Jauffre follows in the same manner...and lands at a spot ALL the way down. "Jauffre is unconscious" pops up, and I figure that he'll be non-hostile when he gets up. Not so. He continues trying to get at me, eventually climbing up the cliff (hax, man). I seriously still have no clue what heinous crime I did to have the Grandmaster after me personally like this is Kill Bill or something, so I run to Bruma. The guards are hostile - to Jauffre. Cue the entire city picking a fight with the old man and getting their **** wrecked. Here is the weirdest part - after he finished killing the last guard, he promptly put away his sword, walked up to me, said "Good day" like we were random pedestrians in the city, and walked away, presumably back to the temple. I STILL have no clue what happened there. There was also that time I walked into the Tiber Septim Hotel to see a Frost Titan...even bigger WTF moment. Edited July 7, 2011 by rinoaff33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEliminater Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I'm not a spoiler so just go to the stabels in skinrad look for a wood elf nammed uras speak with him and fall to the ground laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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