What funny glitches have you encountered?

[kuripachan]

Aside from the giants launching your dragonborn to space, what other funny things has happened during your adventures? Tell us your story (bonus points if you include screenshots)

 

So I'll start off.

 

I started a new game with the Irritable Bowel Syndrome mod, it was just a typical cart ride to Helgen. The title dramatically faded on to the screen, almost as if the game planned it, my character farted just as it did and all the faces of the other characters scrunched up in disgust. As we continued into the town, my character farted yet again. It somehow made all the carriages go slightly off course and run into the side of one of the buildings. Then all the colors in the game went teal, one of the horses started walking up the sides naying frantically, and all of the characters were yelling "I YIELD, I YEILD!!" "MERCY!" and so on. I laughed so hard and for so long I thought I needed to go seek medical attention for laughing so much. At least I now have a very well defined 6 pack abs.

 

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[Boombro]

Lydia. Lydia is funniest glitch in my game.

The stuff I have seen.

[Deleted31005User]

Oh Lydia...for me once upon a time she did not get out of the horse animation, meaning if she enters an interior with me she will literally fly around in 'horse saddle' position and attack enemies from really strange angles or even ignore all collision and just fly through walls.

And there was no animation when she attacks, she just stands in front of them, though she still did damage.

 

Luckily that ended after the dungeon was finished.

 

@OP: you should really de-activate most of your mods on a new game, your carriage going bonkers like that is a clear sign that your script engine is overloading and skipping scripts that drives that carriage.

But I still had a good laugh reading your post ;)

Edited November 16, 2015 by Guest

[kuripachan]

Oh Lydia...for me once upon a time she did not get out of the horse animation, meaning if she enters an interior with me she will literally fly around in 'horse saddle' position and attack enemies from really strange angles or even ignore all collision and just fly through walls.

And there was no animation when she attacks, she just stands in front of them, though she still did damage.

 

Luckily that ended after the dungeon was finished.

 

@OP: you should really de-activate most of your mods on a new game, your carriage going bonkers like that is a clear sign that your script engine is overloading and skipping scripts that drives that carriage.

But I still had a good laugh reading your post :wink:

I actually looked into that, but it turned out that one of the parts from my computer fell out.