Marxist ßastard Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Level means nothing, Switch! Anybody who's logged upwards of one hour on the MP servers knows that your power is determined by how many pillows you have! And besides, if you've checked the rankings within the last five hours, I've surpassed not only your level, but the spoon record for all the servers set in Vvardenfell or Port Telvannis...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 I hate to have to break this to you, Marxist.....but THERE IS NO SPOON :lol: And anyway, you'll never beat my extra comfy pillow monopoly, so there. I 0\/\/|\|Z J00 A|_|_!!!!! :bleh:
Marxist ßastard Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Shh... Theta, don't talk about the Extra-Comfy Pillows... I don't think anybody else knows about the Extra-Comfy Pillow yet...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Bah, what's the problem with that? It's not like they'd EVER find the secret door in a certain establishment in Suran, is it? I mean, it was such a stroke of genius by Bethsoft to give all the clues to Maiq the Liar :lol:
Marxist ßastard Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Well, if the guy's a pervert, he'll eventually find the secret door... That's how Stampede first caught on, if I'm not mistaken...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Marxist...did you have to use the word 'pervert' there? That will just lead EVERYONE to Crassius Curio, and from there it's just such a simple, logical connection to make to the Daedric muck shovel... I think we're going to have to initiate emergency procedures, and equip the exq_cloak_klingon_01 on the server.... :ph34r:
Switch Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Ok that does it. I went searching and finally found those naked Breton women, and in their cave, the Spork of Mega Horripilation! You'll never defeat me now! It's worth 10,000 pillows!! :shifty:
Malchik Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Right. I insist on being let into the secret. What are you on? Speed? I've maxed out on speed and I still don't see naked Breton women. Is it Big-Head? Is that why he's a little 'crack'ed? How many gold pieces does he charge? Tell me, tell me before my life goes to pot. Desperate Dunmer from Dagon Fel.
ThetaOrionis01 Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Malchik - are you telling me that you've been playing Morrowind for all this time and haven't discovered the special alchemy set mortar_alice_01, retort_white_rabbit_01, alembic_tweedledum_01 and calcinator_march_hare_01???? Only when you have the entire set plus maxed out alchemy skill will the secret properties of bungler's bane (another classic bit of misinformation, that name :lol:) be unlocked. I thought you'd have known that. Tsk. :lol:
Malchik Posted November 29, 2003 Posted November 29, 2003 Aha! You have been dissecting kwama foragers. :o I shall rush to the console an type 'myfix'. This will give me the answer 42 and we all know what that means. Thank you Theta I will do the next PM for you. (That is post mortem - on the kwama - right on!) :lol:
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