marharth Posted May 2, 2011 Author Share Posted May 2, 2011 (edited) Genetic tests just came in, it's definitely him-boys and girls, it's an official fact: osama bin laden is no more. Vengeance fuilfilled for 9/11 indeed. And now it begins the "we killed an Bin-laden Clone to cover all our mess". conspiration theory.WHAT REALLY HAPPENED... Back in Iraq, the top secret CIA files really said Saddam had a cloning machine! We invaded Iraq to stop Saddam from using it to help Bin Laden, but we were too late! You see Saddam ran off with the cloning machine and made a ton of clones. And of course, Obama being a Satan loving reptilian alien man, had to kill one of the clones to get reelected so he could help the real Saddam take over the world! Edited May 2, 2011 by marharth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Hohohohoho.. God, that made me lol hard Marharth :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucketknight Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 "Tim Osman"...Buried at sea... :ermm: ...Someone call Alex Jones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpellAndShield Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 He was probably dead for years before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnychOXj9Tg&feature=player_embedded#at=144 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrosocial Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 He was killed by a US Navy SEAL team, shot him through the head. We got him in pakitstan! YES! We got him! Now we just have to worry about retribution from terrorist cells -.- I'm. Taking the day off from school! Gonna go visit the memorial here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrosocial Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Quick edit, from what I read he "resisted" and took an American made bullet to the head. My theroy is that they had him in custody and simply shot him point blank. As for pakistan, his base was only like 5 mins away from a pakistan military academy, so I think they have been hiding him the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hector530 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Genetic tests just came in, it's definitely him-boys and girls, it's an official fact: osama bin laden is no more. Vengeance fuilfilled for 9/11 indeed. And now it begins the "we killed an Bin-laden Clone to cover all our mess". conspiration theory.WHAT REALLY HAPPENED... Back in Iraq, the top secret CIA files really said Saddam had a cloning machine! We invaded Iraq to stop Saddam from using it to help Bin Laden, but we were too late! You see Saddam ran off with the cloning machine and made a ton of clones. And of course, Obama being a Satan loving reptilian alien man, had to kill one of the clones to get reelected so he could help the real Saddam take over the world! whenever i hear of reptilian alien man, i think of that episode of Pen & teller where a guy says he saw George w. bush morph into a reptilian alien man then back into his human from... still funny as hell. conspiracy theorist are the best unintentional comedians and conspiracy theorist are going all insane over this whole bin laden death faked by obama.....masterminded by bigfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHammonds Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Yes, Osama bin Laden was killed yesterday...but this is what REALLY happened: rm -f /bin/laden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurielius Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 (edited) A couple of thoughts in the clear light of morning.... This was a major victory but the war is not over in fact the 'fat lady' is no where in sight. Second we have discussed in the past the usefulness of the CIA and the validity of Gitmo, it seems that both contributed heavily to this accomplishment. Seal Team # 6 conducted the operation, but without intelligence the Seals would not have had a hard target. There is always an adrenaline rush at the achievement of a difficult mission but as sure as God made little green apples Al Queda will try to demonstrate that they are not impotent within the near future and if successful innocents will again pay the price.. This is not over or even close to being over, which is a sobering thought . Just my two cents. Edited May 2, 2011 by Aurielius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grannywils Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Having just heard I am glad it was not a surgical air strike that got OSB, I hope that he heard the gunfire approaching his position and knew that a US fire team was coming for him. It won't end a damn thing but at least the victims of 9/11 were finally avenged. Without knowing what service or agency should get the credit for the action, I'm still proud of them.It's appears to be either Marine Corp or the Navy seals. i see in the news said it was the Marines but most of twitter says it was the Seals I just heard confirmed reports over the news....that the best of the best.... the US Navy Seals conducted the raid. Now I am breaking out the oldest whiskey i own and will raise a glass to their very good health. ah.... OBL dead and by Navy hands it could not be sweeter than this, Have one for us A! We cannot drink this early in the a.m. Especially since we have to drive into Santa Fe in a few minutes. Also, need to hand kudos to Mr. Obama. He handled this perfectly from the Situation Room. Only a handful of people knew about it. No other countries (including Pakastan) were notified), and the operation went off without a hitch. Seals and CIA Black Ops did their job with outstanding perfection.. GO NAVY!!!! - Yes, this is certainly not over, but at least we can celebrate the reduction by one on the Earth of a miserable old Bas*****d!!!!! and still remain EVER VIGILANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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