Would you rather?

[Pagafyr]

For me that is a question that makes me feel like a tree.  A tree can't move unless it is carried in a planter that allows the roots, trunk, branches, and leaves to receive care so it can travel in a terrarium.

Would you rather (whilst I wonder) at first go to the Canadian East Coast to see if your penniless self (you posted you were penniless in one other post I have read) at the East Coast of Canada; once there you could find a cargo ship carrying cattle to Spain so you could get a job working on it; so you could earn some money to spend when you get to Spain and start looking for a place to live there permanently?  Visa Green allowing you to stay and work card required, until you gain citizenship that is.

Or would you rather sit around and type complaints about your present life so it seems your computer clearly has turned you into an AI that will never see anything outside the computer monitor ever again? 

[GeorgeMittleton]

I want to live there permanently I will rent a hotel room while looking for a house then I will buy a cheap good starter house and move their then stay.

 

Would you rather eat a taco without a tortilla shell or eat no tacos?

Edited July 22, 2024 by Drakefell01

[Pagafyr]

I had the last taco I will ever touch.   She said she'd suck on my burrito if I licked her taco.

Would you rather chance getting a woman pregnant or eat her out, instead of taking her out to eat; as the saying goes.

[Guest deleted156886133]

A: As long as she doesn't smell like an outdoor Arizona fish market at high noon, I'd eat her out. Sorry ladies. It does get rather... repellent at times.

Q: Would you rather comment here or on another thread?

Edited August 17, 2024 by UsernameWithA9
I mucked up the question by asking a 'Reasonable Question' and had to come back to edit.

[Pagafyr]

A: Beginning from the position to read this post made the moment clearly a choice to comment here.

Q: When did the w3.org become a leading source for all webmasters?

[Guest deleted156886133]

On 8/17/2024 at 10:51 AM, Pagafyr said:

Q: When did the w3.org become a leading source for all webmasters?

You posted the same as I did initially by mistakenly asking a Reasonable Question which in another thread would elicit a Ridiculous Answer. In order for this thread to proceed, I'm going to modify your question to fit.

 

Q: Would you rather reveal when the W3 became a leading source of all webmasters or smoke some weed?

A: The answer is obvious since it comes from a source with an agenda. So, I'll go smoke and come back with a question.

 

Would you rather ask a stupid question or question a stupid person?

[Oblivionaddicted]

Question a stupid person, it can be fun.

 

Woud you rather buy the house of your dreams wth a loan shark and the possible constant fear of being unable to pay all the interests or buy a house you might not like  with the commitment of staying 10 years and without any fear of lacking money?

[Guest deleted156886133]

Unless that loan shark offers fair payment plans, I'd opt for the lesser house. And with no money worries, I can focus on improving the house more to my liking.

Would you rather watch the news, subsequently spending countless hours fact-checking sources, or just give a middle finger to the whole stressful, insane process and base your world view upon personal observations?

As an aside, I suppose you could just watch the weather report. That does seem to be consistently more accurate. 

 

[Pagafyr]

I always go with personal observation.  No need to wonder if the people who report their area's unless I get notified on the Mobile unit there's a chance of a bad storm.   Ended up driving through one two days ago.  It almost got to the point it could have swept my vehicle off the road.

Would your rather smoke the lame version of marijuana that is sold in the U.S.A. that has gotten so the CBD is nearly none existent; that gave those old people a good buzz and made them get extremely hungry?

(This is back when during the depression and through to the 1950' no one realized it was good for anything; but for prisoners on the Chain Gangs.  They occasionally got some of the female buds while they were chained together working and walking along the roads.  The poor guys on the chain gangs picked the hemp most of the time while they were working on the roads in the Bible Belt to give them something to smoke.  Only the Rich prisoners had any tobacco back in those days.)

Or would you rather suck on an old sock inhaling model airplane glue fumes through the cloth so you don't get any on you skin like children did back the 1950s?

[Guest deleted156886133]

Well, that's a no-brainer for me. I'll pass on the headache inducing glue huffing and grab my rolling papers while asking that you kindly pass me some of that lame American weed. I'll smoke it if you won't. Besides, all of my old socks are queued for bicycle grease duty. I use them to clean my chain.

Would you rather ride a bull elephant along Broadway Avenue in New York City or a Husqvarna FC 450 motorcycle across the Serengeti Plains of Africa?