Would you rather?

Oblivionaddicted · April 5

A pet donkey/ass.

Would you rather eat something you love with a too strong chili pepper or something you don't like with an agreable seasoning?

Pagafyr · April 6

Never taste testing food again.

Neither. I have had enough experience to know when to say no to food from another country which add's super hot season to their meal. Can't even taste the food most times because the peppers kill our taste buds for an hour.

Would you rather walk or call for a taxi to go for scenic tour in a new place?

April 9

I don't have the money to pay cab fare for a scenic tour. That sounds expensive. And then you have to tip the driver too? I guess I'm walking. How far is it anyways?

It's the apocalypse and the world is in chaos. But you're prepared. You've been prepping for decades in anticipation by stockpiling supplies and building an underground bunker that rivals some million dollar homes. However, you have two issues. You're bored, can't cook and need a decent meal. Up until this point, you've been eating Ramen noodles and picking off potential looters for entertainment. But you can only eat so many noodles and let's face it, shooting hungry looters isn't helping your karma that much. You decide that something needs to change because at the gate to your compound stand a group of individuals requesting admittance. You recognize one person as Guy Fieri. He may have ridiculous hair but he is an accomplished master chef. His famous Trash Can Nachos do sound appetizing right about now. As for the other folks, you discover that they are the surviving members of the '80s punk rock band, Fear. While they look older than the Stones, they have shown up with all of their gear ready to jam, so it could be a party.

Would you rather admit Guy Fieri or Fear?

Edited April 9 by UsernameWithA9

Pagafyr · April 10

While reading all the above I stopped to take a sip of coffee.

Whoah!

Fear. The heck with jamming. LIke what Jim Carrey's character in the Mask said, " Let's Rock this Joint. "

Would your rather play a point and click game to sharpen your brain functions or take a moment to sit on the front porch on a warm sunny day sipping on one of the ancient Southerner's versions of Lemonaide so you don't get like a tree and grow roots in front of your computer?

April 14

If it's Sudoku, I'll go with the point and click. And besides, there's little chance of growing computer adjacent roots as I halt that process whenever I'm in need of either coffee or cigarettes, plus I cycle several times a week... in an effort to neutralize the effects of smoking, of course.

Which of the following would you rather see banned globally:

Any depiction of an anthropomorphized animal, whether it be a puppet show or a movie with talking animal stars (I'm looking at you Disney and don't care if the kids like Mickey).
Cinnamon flavored instant coffee, if you haven't tried it, don't. It's horrible no matter how much sugar you pour into it.

Pagafyr · April 17

Instant coffee with cinnamon. I can buy caffeine pills cheaper by the 100s if I just want a tasteless way to have coffee made.

Would you rather take a sky diving course and jump from a plane with your trainer on your back or take a underwater adventure in a miniature submarine to see what is in the deepest part of the Mariana Trench.