Would you rather?

[GeorgeMittleton]

Little mods.

Would you rather jump off a low bridge in to a river with a glider, or jump out of a plane in to the rocky Himalayan mountains with a life jacket?

[Pagafyr]

I jumped off a bridge but it wasn''t a low one in my swimming trunks, there weren't any gliders back then.  I cracked a rib when I hit the water.

Would you rather have dinner at a restaurant with a group of friends or eat a bucket of chicken while playing a video game?

 

[GeorgeMittleton]

I like Chicken

Would you rather sing in front of 1 million people or choke on a fish

[Pagafyr]

I would rather sing in front of a million people.  (I did sing in front of a lot of people. The the count isn't exactly known, because I did it more than once in the school's choir.  I had a frog in my throat when my voice changed octives.  I don't remeber when I was at the pond and could have swallowed it.)

Would you like to be the next person to become known for all his acting faces known as the Man of 1001 faces so you are known as the person with 1002 faces or do all the cooking and cleaning the farm cook does three times a day?

[GeorgeMittleton]

Farmer stuff because i can't act.

Would you rather Choke on Water or Choke on Bread?

[Pagafyr]

I would rather choke on water while I am standing up, or laying on my side so it shoots out of me like blast from fireman's hose.  Too Fun!

Would you rather climb the branches to get high up in a tree, or climb a mountain's cliff to get to the top?

[GeorgeMittleton]

I would rather the danger of climbing the steep mountain.

Would you rather use a Watermelon or a Pumpkin as a Soccer ball?

[Oblivionaddicted]

A pumpkin, the damages inflicted might give me a good Halloween ornament without much effort.

 

Would you rather exile in a country you find attractive with difficulties to communicate with the inhabitants or exile in a country that uses your mother tongue but doesn't attract you?

Edited May 7, 2024 by Oblivionaddicted

[Pagafyr]

I would rather be exiled to a country I find attractive with difficulties to communicate.  I am reminded what Epicurus says.  We go looking for pleasure when we go out.  Nobody looks for pain on purpose.

Would you rather have a collection of fauna bugs or a collection of Dinosaur bones in your library of amazing things?

[Guest deleted156886133]

The bugs, of course! 

Would you rather extract your abscessed, loose tooth by using a drone and string or Castaway Tom Hanks style?