Alexander the Great Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Sorion was wondering what these ostriches were. They were not his creations, but they were snow. Who else could even attempt to make something so great as to be a snow ostrich that explodes. Sorrion picked them up by the dozen, even though they would normally all explode. It was like a little kid with fireworks. So Sorrion took one of his ostriches and hurled it at the uber-cow-of-speed, that still seemed bent on destroying him. The ostrich flew majestically for a while, then it just spun out of control. It ren into the cow right as the number hit 0. It was a beautiful explosion. Steak for everyone. hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishystick Posted August 19, 2004 Share Posted August 19, 2004 The cow exploded in a rain of pink, furry snow and Élsúch fell of, off course. "stupid, stupid!", he shouted and quickly pressed the Esc button, then reloaded from his last save. "Damn, only Blessed Cow of Über Speed+3", he said to himself and turned back against the very disgusting yellow snowman, a yellow snowman can only mean one thing. "Mwahaha, this time, I'm prepared for you, yellow thingy!", he screamed and charged the cow right through the snowman, dropped a really really hot snowball inside it. "Bwarghlachtamok...", Élsúch said while trying not to choke on his own toe again. "You win this time, yellow snow thingy, but the next time, I'll melt you and serve you as soda to some really young kids", he said and jumped on his cow to escape as fast as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexander the Great Posted August 21, 2004 Share Posted August 21, 2004 "I am not a soft drink!!!!" The Yellow Snowman bellowed after the cow riding fiend. "We shall meet again my nemesis, and next time you wont even have a cow-of-uber-speed +2.......BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". Then he sat down and began building his super fortress of snow. It was in the shape of a pair of scissors stuck into a piece of dog poo. Sorrion had built his fortress in less then a day and it was good. He created all of the small yellow animals that would live around him and it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenant Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 suddenly covenant sees the snow war from above in the sky and decides to drop a moutain of snow onto alexanders fortress and destroys it.Then he flys off lol (laughing out loud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky_Moose Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Has-Big-Axe wandered through the infinite empty expanses of space wandering what his mysterious masters would try next. He watched an unusually shaped fortress get built, get demolished but then get rebuilt. He wandered towards the gigantic pair of scissors stuck in a dog turd, all made entire from snow. Time and Space, aware that their Argonian plaything would have multiple lightyears to travel to reach the fortress, zoomed him towards it and within seconds he was there and knocking on the great snow gate. It crumbled slightly as he knocked at it. "Hello? Is anyone home?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covenant2 Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 as soon as Has big axe came through the door he uncovered the lair of covenants bro covenant2(because covenant flie deleted by Dark0ne or someone)arrows flew at Has big axe,Has big as dodged them and seen covenant2 run off into the shadows Has big axe came after covenant2 with a snowplough!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuvarin Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 But it couldnt be, as Has-big-axe entered the great hall he thought to find their covenant2 but no!!! When Has-big-axe wanted to cross the room in his mighty snowplough he saw a movement in the shadows... To his big suprise he was trapped by noone else then Dagoth Ur's bro Dagoth Twur!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 "Oh for God's sake"Has-Big-Axe knew that his mysterious masters would somehow keep him alive, how, he did not know. Dagoth Twur advanced upon the Argonian, as he approached however, an AT-4 appeared in the Argonian's arms. "Oh," said the Argonian, "They always send such boring weapons..." He lifted it to his shoulder and fired. To his surprise, no rocket was expelled from the tube, instead a huge volume of snow hit Dagoth Twur at great velocity and froze him into an ice cube. "Cool" said Has-Big-Axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky_Moose Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 (That last post was me, sorry forgot to log in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuvarin Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Then Has-Big-Axe suddenly saw the big shiny sword Dagoth Twur was holding in his hand and thus Has-Big-Axe took his big axe he had and chopped the sword out of the ice and now Has-Big-Axe was known as Has-Big-Knife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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