ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 As Peregrine discovers Bens trick nuke, Ben now sends his frost atronachs(sp?) to raid Peregrine shps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 SkoomaCat arrives at the newly created rink, and sets up a stand renting ice skates and selling 'hot' Cthocoa and Rad-Away. Good thing I still had some of my secret ingredient left, he thinks. While he waits for a customer to show up, he starts skating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 SkoomaCat encounters a scarecrow and a lion. Judging by the look of his cape, which is painted a very dignified shade of red, the lion must be the leader of the pair --- but he cannot retain his focus enough to speak coherently on account of what appears to be a very bad case of indigestion. The scarecrow seems willing to barter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Ben begins to construct a megadeath ray to fire at any evil spammers. He then goes to his underground castle in Romania to make a new evil plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Ben is penalized two turns for retreating into his basement and listening to some Megadeth recordings. Guitar solos are lovesome things, Peregrine wot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Ben then destroys the evil Megadeth cds and plays morrowind for 9500000 turns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 (note: it's considered good manners to at least put some effort into explaining how you survived an attack: in this case, a multi-gigaton kinetic strike capable of wiping out all life on an entire continent) For a brief moment, the space outside Retribution was lit by the flashes of exploding frost atronachs. Retribution's point defense batteries had been designed to stop a full-scale salvo of shielded missiles closing at near-relativistic speeds. Against a horde of slow-moving and effectively un-armored creatures, the results could only be described as a massacre. When the hailstorm of anti-snowballs lifted, only a few drifting shards of ice remained, glittering in the harsh sunlight. It was quite pretty. Basic rule of tactics, Retribution's commander thought as he keyed in the next salvo coordinates, control the high ground and win the war. The warship's computers had effortlessly traced the atronachs' path back to their origins. Within moments, another multi-gigaton sledgehammer obliterated all trace of the heretic's base, along with all trace of life in a thousand mile radius. It was a good year to be in the ice-skating business... Everywhere and Nowhere, the Almighty Lord Peregrine contemplated the last series of moves. It was almost disappointing, He realized, that the only players of the Great Game to rival His skill were long departed. With a fatalistic sweep of a wing, He nudged another pawn, and another rival disappeared in a burst of Cleansing Fire. But His Heart wasn't truly in it, the Glorious Crusade had become almost a chore. It was such a lonely job being omnipotent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grond Vern Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 All of a sudden, Grond Vern sails out of space on his magic snowboat. Upon reaching the surface of the most recent earth, he realizes a snow yacht isn't the best choice for ground travel, and it collapses into yet another giant snowbank. He emerges, and looks to the sky, at the monstrous flagship vessel hovering overhead. Oh no, not another one! he snorts I will have to take care of this! there was only one force in the universe capable of removing such a dire threat to mankind's freedoms...the power of gravity!With that, he uses his magical powers to coalesce the water of the galaxies into a snowball. It grows, larger and larger, and denser, soon it is the size of the moon, the Earth, Neptune, the Sun... It soon reaches ninety times the mass of the star Antares. Under its own gravity, the monstrous snowball begins to undergo nuclear fusion, collapsing it into: The Incredible Celestial Snow-Hole! Now... Grond sneered Back to your dark leader! With a great heave, Grond hurls the massive ball at the ship, its gravitational pull distorting all reality in its proximity. The Retribution is immediately engulfed in the event horizon, never to be seen again in this part of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialRetnue1 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 just then, imperialretinue1 shoots a massive titan cannon(Warhammer reference, look it up) at Grond Vern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialRetnue1 Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 hahaha, said ImperialRetinue1, but then he was eaten by chuck norris, and they fused to create..... Imperial Chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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