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The Snow Arena


Dark0ne

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Malchik too uses his trousers to escape to plug-in Utopia for lunch. He leaves a note for Peregrine saying he has defended his corporal form thus far and will be back later.

 

He disappears from the arena.

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<Hows this for an opening Malchik?>

 

Erunánion looks across the snow-strewn landscape through his binoculars, spying his unwary prey. He lowers the binoculars, and straps on his googles.

 

He turns, and climbs down the barrel of the ACME Cannon he found. Grabbing hold of the firing string, he crosses himself. He pulls the string...

 

The explosion is heard across the landscape. Erunánion hurtles into the air, soaring majestically through the air. Struggling against the wind resistance, he pulls out his two snow-Uzis and enters Snow-Time. The world slows around him, and he opens fire at all that moves, abeit slowly.

 

As the last snow-shell casing is eject from his guns, he drops them and enters back into real-time, just in time to thunder into an appropriately placed snowdrift. Dazed and confused, he stands up, looking for opponents.

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hitting the floor with a bang shin looks around to see nothing but more of a desolate iceland with a spire very far off in the distance

"Aha! You have entered my realm!", the great mysterious commander of Squad BunnyPIE yells, "for in Iceland you shall find pink and PIE aplenti!"

 

With a malicious grin he makes sinister signals in the air, calling upon his legions powers of Greater Bunnifacation... all hope is lost for the puny human as pink snow envelopes it, and the Great Leader (me) yells "Death shall become you infidel... err, I mean - scratch that - retake... pink shall become you!"

 

Evil laughter fills the air as the powers of the supreme power of the Bunneh, from its devious source itself in Iceland - strikes home at defenceless SjinJiOh!

 

Oddly enough a band of cheerleaders poof out of nowhere, with bunny ears and pink costumes and, and, and bunnyears... oh, yes... and, and tight pink costumes and.... err, got carried off track there, retake... with bunny ears and in pink costumes and start dancing to the Imperial Bunneh Empire anthem!

 

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