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The Snow Arena


Dark0ne

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An enchanted email floats down knocking Doctor C on the head and getting stuck across LALALA's eyes.

 

"To anyone who reads this. I am stuck in Utopia surrounded by all these go go dancers who are taking off... taking off... taking off for Harrisburg Pa. But I am watching you through my rusty - er - trusty scrying glass (second hand). Why is lovemeforwhoIam hiding in someone else's form? Where have all the flowers gone? And why is there always this funny echo associated with the bunny man?"

 

Malchik allows a local houri to undress - his salad.

 

"Naked leaves are mucho macho", he burbles. His mind distracted by an excess of grape juice. (The fermented kind)

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*The wooden sword of Rat is broken. Quickly he starts making a sword out of snow*

 

En garde, Doctor Corbett... It is time you meet your superior

 

*Pack rat strikes his sword of snow right on Dr Corbett's neck, resulting that the snow drops into his clothes*

 

I'm lord of the universe... bow! bow!

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*Having spent a wonderful night in one of his own automatic hotel rooms, Mojlnir takes a nice snow shower and heads down to the universes biggest buffet*

 

*Enjoying his breakfast from the observation deck, Mojlnir watches as combatants pummmel each other with snow*

 

"Too cold out there for me" mutters Mojlnir "I'm staying in here to play blackjack and eat ham sandwiches. I better put extra hot cocoa on the buffet, those guys look cold!"

 

*After alerting the chef, Mojlnir climbs on the roof to turn on even more neon lights, and, though he won't admit it, to keep watch for his arch enemies*

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Seeing that Acrid and Ancalagon found their own way out, Emry closes the door and pushes another button. The elevator comes to an abrupt halt and the doors open right behind LovesmeforwhoIam.

 

She steps quietly out of the elevator and it disappears. Not wanting to miss her chance, she lobs the Everlasting Snowball at Lovesme. She hears the satisfying "Pthwack" as it nails him in the back of the head.

 

She then pulls out her ACME Super Fantastic Fully-Automated Laser-Sighted Snow Bazooka and starts to pelt him repeatedly with snow missiles. He is soon buried beneath a small mountain of icy snow.

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