evilkoal Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 as evilkoal, master of the good, unrighteous, and strangely flavored (and colored) sugar drinks, hops over the picket fence into the snow arena he notices the old man speaking of such things as bananana splits, and stickyness. "hmm, this just gave me an idea!" he thinks to himself. "I shall be back with the ultimate fight enhancer!" he screams, all of a sudden, he disappears in a waterfall of purple sugar-drink. as suddenly as he disappeared, he re appeared with a glove attached to his hand and forearm, and began grabbing everybody that he could find, making them collapse with the power of "electric snow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Mark walked out of the shadows and proudly announced: “I’m back. Sorry I took so long. I was playing around with the email and I had some problems with validation. But I’m back now.” Then he took out his chainsaw and cut off Evilkoal’s head, laughing as he did so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 The Goddess danced in the bloody rain. No amount of Spam, banana splits or honey slush balls could bring down her mood. She had defeated the evil of her own making. Now she glorified in the slaughter of Marcus Wolfe and his wonderous decapitation. Then she began to sing..."..take me home..to the place I belong...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Marcus Wolfe screamed at the terrible singing of the Spam Goddess. He revved up his chainsaw to 'ultimate cutting mode' just to drown it out. He then proceeded to cut down a massive redwood, which crushed the source of the terrible singing. Content, Marcus decided he would go meet some friends of his at Tim Horton's (even though he didn't drink coffee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 The giant Redwood Tree fell upon the signing Goddess, crushing her vocal cords and stopping her joyous singing. She sat up, brushed twigs out of her hair, gave the stink eye to Marcus and spoke with a raspy voice... "Everyone's a critic..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Marcus Wolfe sat down with his friends, Johnny Canuck (the Canadian equivalent of Uncle Sam), Jamie Beaver, Moose, George Bear and Jean the Bison, helping himself to a pile of donuts at the center of the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilkoal Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 although it took quite a while, evilkoal grew his body back using the ultimate power of red snow and cherry koolaid!seeing the pile of donuts, evilkoal decided to eat marcus because by his reasoning, marcus had eaten more donuts than were left on the table so there was at least thirty pounds of donuts inside marcus. as evilkoal swallowed marcus, his friends, and the table whole, he realised that he had forgotten about the spam goddess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 But that was the least of his worries. Marcus gruesomely cut his way out of evilkoal's stomach with his chain saw, and again cut off his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 The Goddess looked down at Marcus and Evilkoal and shook her head in amusement.She then got out her magical sewing kit and sewed back Evilkoal's head. It was a little crooked but otherwise ok. She was NOT after all, a domestic goddess. She then took both Marcus and Evilkoal but the ears and told them if they didn't behave better they would not get any Spam for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted May 12, 2008 Share Posted May 12, 2008 "GRRAAAAH!! Marcus does not like spam, unless by spam you mean one or more of the following:African BuffaloAlbatrossAlligatorAnteaterAntelopeArmadilloBadgerBeaverBison/American buffaloCamelCapybaraCaribouChihuahuaChimpanzeeChinchillaChipmunkCrocodileDeerDolphinDugongEchidnaElephantElkGerbilGibbonGoatGooseGopherGorillaGroundhogGrouseGuinea PigHamsterHedgehogHippopotamusHorseKangarooKiwi birdKoalaLemmingLlamaManateeMoleMonkeyMooseMountain GoatMouseMusk OxOrangutanOstrichPandaPeccaryPenguinPlatypusPorcupinePossumPronghornQuailRabbitRaccoon/TanukiRamRatRhinocerosSealSea LionSnakeSquirrelTapirTortoiseTurtleVoleWallabyWalrusWater BuffaloWhaleWild BoarWildebeestZebraOther wise......."He kicked the spam goddess in the face and backflipped several meters. Unfortunately, this triggered a chain reaction resulting in Marcus clinging to a moon-bound rocket for dear life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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