The Snow Arena

[Ancalagon]

*Ancalagon is enjoying the view at the resturant at the end of the Universe, which, conveniently, is surrounded by snow. He muches on a nother pizza pocket, while sipping some very good chamomile.

 

*he still aches from Acrids horrendous beat-down and overreaction of a silly playful trick, and to this he swears vengance even if the whole plane of existence must be destroyed. He muses:

 

'I like snow, its white, cold and really pretty'

 

*But he cannot be bothered now, for he whips out a Desktop computer and proceeds to play Max Payne 2, thus removing him to another dimension (though in the same place) and taking him out of the story at this point in time.

[Akrid]

*Acrid who already beat Max Payne 2 and the first one is ready to go, and sends a space missle at Ancalagon and blast his restruant to peices

 

*Acrid then builds the largest Nuclear snow weapon of dooms day destruction and aims the rocket-missle upside down, when the missle fires not only will it destroy the world but the entire universe!

 

*Acrid waits for somone to make a wrong move

[AdamNeko]

*Adam Neko sneaks in behind Acrid and attempts to disarm his snow nuke with a set of snow tools. Pending success or failure, he procedes to pummel both PackRat and Mojlnir with separate three snowball shots each. *

[Akrid]

*Acrid finds Adam Neko and prepare to thorw a painful ice-shot when, Adam Neko begins to beg for his life uncontrolably, Acrid then must choose either to kill Adam Neko or.....

 

*Acrid throws the ice shot at the missle deactivating it

 

*But then feeling no satisfaction kicks Adam Neko @ss

[Zmid]

*White Wolf wakes up, goes back to bridge and studies console*

 

"What the....?"

 

*Deciding just to leave them to it, he turns to his second-in-command.*

 

"Number One, I fancy some breakfast. Set course for Milliways. Phone ahead and book us a table, would you?"

 

"Aye, sir."

 

*The gigantic ship turns, and with an eye-watering display of light, pops out of the space-time continuum as it travels to the end of the universe.*

[Dijas]

*Dijas thought a while and decided to make part in the war.

 

Dijas started to build a SNOW CATAPULT!

[ObsidianKnight]

Armiena watches Pack Rat's bulldozers destroy Acrid's outhouse, amused. She sends an envoy to him, and suggests an alliance. Meanwhile, her construct returns with Peregrine's gun turret designs. SHe adapts them to fire explosive ice shells, and builds a few. Her test fire? Dijas's catapult.

 

She shouts "Fire!" And her willing minions obey.

The catapult blows up spectacularly.

[Peregrine]

<ooc: construct? did you miss where I sent it back to you?>

 

Somewhere on the edge of the universe, Peregrine returns to reality. As he surveys the forces waiting for him, a satisfied smile (or the closest bird equivalent) appears on his face. Even with all the firepower that had been used up to this point, none of it could come even clsoe to this minor reserve squadron. Pleasant thoughts of vengeance run through his mind as he considers his next move.

[ObsidianKnight]

OOC: oh, whoops, sorry. Didn't read the posts before that.Let's say Armiena designed her own in her "insidious laboratory"

 

Armiena recovers from her hallucination about her construct, and sees it as a block of ice. and thaws him/it for a new mission, to charge mindlessly towards Peregrine's stronghold, as its usefulness has ended.

[ShinJiOh]

shin returns to the field with a venegence all bow to me creator of the cavewich i shall use the power of my spoons to create a cavewich of great proportions

 

*eyeing the nearby recreated planet of earth 1 shin uses the power of his spoons to draw the old earth closer and with a GREAT BANG the two worlds collide right on top of Acrids great castle

 

"now earth is twice as big let the snow reign" :nazgul: