The Snow Arena

[radobal]

Finally, I managed to make an antodote to this ultimate disease.

 

*grabs the antidote and takes a look at it*

 

Beautiful. Wait it has been 4 days and this ball is still rolling. Damn I wonder how big it is.

[martinthemage]

*Turns around to see a giant snow ball 5 metres in radius rolling towards me at a varying speed*

 

*Gets distracted by trying to calculate the radius of the snow ball (pi times radius squared)*

 

*The snow ball hits the front of my body, crumbling into 6 rather large chunks, 13 rather small chunks, 1 radobal, and lots of dust, and because of the speed that the snow ball was travelling, hitting me didn't affect the direction of it*

 

*5 of the rather large chunks smash into Omeletter's torso, the other 1 narrowly misses his head*

 

*The 13 rather small chunks fly into him like 13 arrows being fired at 1 target, knocking him onto the floor*

 

*The dust loses altitude and showeres down onto Omeletter*

 

*radobal plummets down on top of him, burrying Omeletter deep into the snow*

 

*radobal bounces into the horizon*

Edited December 7, 2010 by martinthemage

[Omeletter]

Suddenly my fist smashes through the top of the snow I was buried in. Then it follows by the earthquake.... Martin stands there watching.

 

And then, suddenly...

 

 

BOOM!

http://2guysreadinggibbon.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/the-spanish-inquisition-screen-cap-thingy.jpg

 

 

I blast out as the Spanish Inquisition appears, and after the fog clears up, they are gone, and I'm the one standing.

 

[VesemirTheWitcher]

*climbs out of all the snow he's been buried in*

 

DUDE! i could have sworn i saw the Spanish Inquisition. *shudders*

Awww, now my big snowball is no more. Not to worry, I'll create something else for you guys to have fun with:

 

A frikin' Nazi yeti horde! And Sauron! and a nuclear missile! and i'm not sure but i think they know black magic!

http://www.up.iranblog.com/images/3wcfv69oz0fxbl59ak6.jpg

original image: http://www.up.iranblog.com/images/tjxiuqds639ycj1ihql.jpg

 

*Flees, finds an ice hill and takes cover behind it as the yeti horde marches into the battlefield*

Edited December 9, 2010 by vesemir the witcher

[martinthemage]

*Flees, finds an ice hill and takes cover behind it as the yeti horde marches into the battlefield*

Woah how did you get here, versemirthewitcher??

*pushes him out from behind the ice hill and he happens to land right where a yeti was just about to step*

[VesemirTheWitcher]

*the yeti saw me, and decided not to squish me, 'cause it thought i was cute. it put me on its back, and growled at Martin, who was peeking to see if i died or not.*

[theabyss]

*sits back in his comfy chair in his snow powered space station and starts to think up of a snow powered apocolypse device while watching the havock unfold below*

[CommanderCrazy]

Hey guys, where the fight at?

 

*Runs away*

 

 

 

 

Returns in this massive *Female dog* and is suddenly immune to everything you can think of.

 

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/1727000/1727185_12a9_600x1000.jpg

 

 

Uses the claw to hurl a massive ice rock at theabyss's space station and sends it flying to earth in a glorious explosion, this of course, badly injures martin and Ves.

Then slowly drives backwards towards Ves, and drops all the pipes on him.

[VesemirTheWitcher]

*the yeti who felt like its my momma sacrificed itself so that i can survive the pipes*

*i climbed out of all those stuff*

 

*i can see the motherly yeti shedding a tear underneath the rubble*

*Awkward minute*

v--Well...erm..uh...thanks, maybe?

-weak growl.

v--Ooookay?

-growl.

v--growl.

 

*i saw that sauron had armed the nuke and was aiming it right at me, so i hid behind commander.*

[VesemirTheWitcher]

Sry, double post. Edited December 16, 2010 by vesemir the witcher