The Snow Arena

[Malchik]

In Peregine's ship, Malchik clone apologises for having caused youthification.

 

"But it means you can live your life again and not repeat all the mistakes you made last time." He burbles. "Do not kill me I am innocent of ill-will, malice and cheating at ping-pong (not a cheating at Morrowind but he will never admit to that except in polite company)!"

 

On the fifth floor of Shin's castle, Malchik clone is coming to grips with his new position. (Don't ask) Fortunately the millions of DiCaprio clones are outside his range of vision.

 

In Hell the real Malchik wakes up refreshed and peers into his Galadriel's Scrying bowl (Mark 2 second hand). He sees huge numbers of small people clutching tickets to the premier of a certain film.

 

The atmosphere of hell starts an evil plan in his mind. An international powercut every time they attempt to show the said film! Muahahahaha!

 

He sends his army of fleas over earths mark one to infinity. No one is ever going to see that film outside New Zealand!

 

Hehehehehehehehe!

 

How sad! He chortles evilly.

[ShinJiOh]

hmm.... lets' see"says shin as he travels to old new zealand with the intent of seeing the new LOTR movie. dissapointed to see the only copy he can use is a bootlegged version.

 

"thanks malchik, people will pay millions to see this.... great buisness idea"

 

*Shin then pulls out advertising THE ONLY PLACE TO SEE L.O.T.R. AT SHINJIOH'S CASTLE

 

:P

[Pack Rat]

INCIDENT: False Warriors

 

As you suggested My Lord, Peregrine was trapped. The fake shipyards we placed at outer space were attacked. Peregrine opened fire and destroyed the models. However do the fire of the rockets Peregrine gave away his position because our heatseeking spy-drones were waiting nearby the fake shipyards. They are quiete marvelous My Lord, they are too small to be noticed by a battleship and fighters are too fast to see them. From the moment Peregrine fired they locked on the firing ships. Dont worry My Lord they cannot be spotted on radar. They are also out of fire range and even if peregrine would be able to lock on to one of them, the drones have automaneuvers installed. However they only have one weakness, they cannot leave Earth II space.

 

NOTE FROM THE SHIPYARD:

 

My Lord, it is with great pleasure I may notice you of the completion of the Juggernauts on Earth II. However we are not launching them to outerspace.

The northern shipyards have also send word that several Titans are about to be completed.

I can also confirm that every shipyard in outerspace has been destroyed. The new manufactionshipyards on Earth II are for more advanced and better equiped and also far more better protected thanks to the planetary defences.

The engineers have also confirmed that they'll soon have the prototype of a new ship ready. We dont know any details yet...

[AdamNeko]

*AdamNeko offers to Join Peregrine's fleet at whatever rank and position he wishes. While waiting, he decides to prepare some new weapons that he might waste the others with. *

[Malchik]

Malchik drops an ice cream (red wine flavour) on Adam Neko's head and zooms off to torment the rest of the world with Shin's sole rights to ROTK!

[SilvuruAgnost]

?)(&¤##"## beaten again how is it possible. say`s Silvuru in a pist of mood. well better get back to work. Silvuru goes back to his castle an planing another stupid plan. "what if i build a 148 juggernauts. thats a good idea and starts building the greatest float ever been seen.moahahahaha

[Malchik]

Malchik is confused. "Silvuru I never gave you a PISTacchio ice-cream."

 

As a friendly gesture ties the young Norwegian's shoe laces together and laughs when he falls over.

 

He then gives him a free ticket to New Zealand to watch ROTK.

 

"It's all a question of balance," he says, finding it hilarious that balance is one of the things Silvuru cannot do!

[Peregrine]

<ooc: too bad for your spy probes my fleet already entered hyperspace and is nowhere near Earth II!>

 

 

Deep Space: Invasion +11:00 Hours

 

AdamNeko's ship is met in the hangar by Peregrine and a full ceremonial escort. Negotiations are short, and a the treaty of alliance is signed on a table brought to the hangar for that reason. While AdamNeko will need a bit of retraining before he will be much use, Peregrine senses he will be a very valuable ally soon. Peregrine assigns him a small attack squadron, with orders to harass minor targets on the edge of Pack Rat's defense line. As the squadron disappears into hyperspace, Peregrine turns his thoughts to the massive weapon floating outside his window.

 

Earth II: Invasion +12:20 Hours

 

The planet's defenses paid no attention to the four merchant frieghters approaching orbit. Why would anyone, when it was clear that they were completely unarmed and defenseless? And perhaps more importantly, carrying a badly needed alcohol shipment to Pack Rat's fleet.

 

The freighters finally reached their inteded position, and the equipment hidden in their cargo activated. A glowing disk began forming between them, then reality shattered into a window into hyperspace. Earth II's defenses finally came up at full alert as the window stabalized. A massive planet sized anti-snowball floated out, a swarm of drone tugs pushing it onto a course that would take it into Earth II's surface. The frieghters activated their drives and disappeared from the system, leaving only the giant snowball behind. As the snowball fell faster and faster towards the surface, every weapon on the planet began firing. Shot after shot did nothing to deflect its course. Even the battleship sized fragments being blown off of it were almost invisibly tiny compared to its total mass.

 

Finally, the snowball hit. Earth II disappeared in a brilliant flash, the entire planet vaporised in less than a second. The massive Juggernaut and Titan fleets on the surface below were no more than a minor side note in the matter/energy conversion equations. All their massive power was helpless against the simple laws of physics. By the time the last bits of anti-snow finished reacting, Pack Rat's entire captial planet had become nothing more than a rapidly expanding shock wave that smashed through the few ships left in orbit. As the fireball finally faded away, no sign was left that a planet had ever existed there.

[Malchik]

Malchik clone accidentally blunders into controls of Peregrine's ship blasting the whole thing and himself into smithereens. (That is Smithereens, Missouri)

 

Malchik has fallen asleep ina dangerously exposed position. As long as the DiCaprio clones don't attack he might be safe.

 

OOC> G'Night!

[Peregrine]

Smithereens, Missouri: Invasion + 13:00 Hours

 

Peregrine was busy creating new and interesting curses for Malchik when the officer finally made his report. "We've traced the crash. We're in Smithereens, Missouri, Earth I. Engineering estimates about 2 hours to finish repairs, and we'll be out of here." This finally made Peregrine pause his ranting. "Finally, some good news. Have all weapons standing by, if anyone thinks about attacking us, we'll show them even a grounded BCG is a nasty opponent."

 

His ship's safety dealt with, Peregrine turns his attention to Malchik. "Ah, I know just the punishment for you....." Malchik wakes up to find himself lying surrounded by a solid wall of DiCaprio clones. Unfortunately, Peregrine is already gone, and misses the entertainment. Well, all except for the screams of terror that can just barely be heard in the distance....