SickFak Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 I plan on finding this malevolent bastard who keeps murdering cute girls in all the cities and using them for his horrible enchanting experiments, and split his skull open with my axe. Kind of. Besides from that I'm planning on getting real close to a dragon and shieldbash him in the face. I just want to know what it feels like. Will it recoil? Will it fall over? Will it even care? I have very simple plans. :thumbsup: Very nice! :laugh: You'll be surprised to find out that the malevolent bastard is a she... I'll be called "the witch of the North" or "the harvester of sorrow"!!! Buhahaha!!! :devil: You'll need the "witch punisher" war axe or the "Justice for all" battle axe to succeed. @Shroudedasylum: I was planning on doing that if our (mine and DB) points of interest cross... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowTiesAreCool Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Why would anyone kill the members of the Dark Brotherhood? I love the Brotherhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSQGL Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Why would anyone kill the members of the Dark Brotherhood? I love the Brotherhood. Because they killed my mother! :verymad: Lawl :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrius2 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Father prayed and guess who came the hooded man in Sithis' name who left but then he came once more to pass through window wall and door I lie in fear my mouth agape as wicked blade did cleave your nape for I was watching 'neath the bed to see the falling of your head and when your face lie on the floor our loving eyes did meet once more and so I pledged to you that day the Brotherhood would dearly pay and just as they took me from you I'd find and kill their mother too but there's someplace I need to start and that's with father's beating heart and when that's done I'll sing and dance to celebrate a dead LaChance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSQGL Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Seriously, though, the idea of being "a murderer of murderers" appeals to me very much. I'll be Skyrim's Dexter someday :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inithis Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Evil Plan... Yessssss... Step One: Achieve 100 levels in destruction. Step Two: Find Alduin, kill him, and absorb his soul. Step Three: Mod in an incredibly powerful spell with 9999 damage and 99999999 radius. (Now that the whole world is always rendered) Step Four: Name the spell Omnicide. Step Five: DESTROY ALL LIFE IN TAMRIEL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Step Six: Laugh as you absorb the lifeforce of the fallen and transcend to godhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellsMaster Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Step Five: DESTROY ALL LIFE IN TAMRIEL! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Step Six: Laugh as you absorb the lifeforce of the fallen and transcend to godhood. Sounds like the Black Abbot to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chikawowwow Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I was planning to enchant a ring that deals fire damage, like in the FG quest in Oblivion. Drop it. Wait for someone to ask for it, "Why yes you may have it"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Evil plans: Plan 1:Kill a rabbit Plan 2:Pickpocket someones sword and kill that someone with his own sword. Plan 3:Find a happily married couple, and kill them. Plan 4:Kill every single person in *insert name of village that is not Riverwood*. Plan 5:Kidnap someone important, and request one billion Septims for his freedom. http://gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dr-evil.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rydan Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I was planning to enchant a ring that deals fire damage, like in the FG quest in Oblivion. Drop it. Wait for someone to ask for it, "Why yes you may have it"....... LOL :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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