Magical Vending Machine

[Pagafyr]

Out: A message from all the different people who have made up their own version of Linux.

In: The Sword of Woe found under the foot of a guards bed in Suran.  The tower next to the Stilt Riders stand.

[AaronOfMpls]

Out: A reward from that guard for his sword's return -- probably less than its 17000 gold value.

In: A Kothringi axe.

 

[Pagafyr]

Out:  A shiny brand new meat slicer, that can cut slices paper thin.

In: A new movie about Mad Max.

[zixi]

Out: Popcorn in a pink and white stripey pot.

In: A handful of dust.

 

[Pagafyr]

Out: The skin that you thought was from decaying plants that our body sheds.

In: A pocket size uvlizer for quick dust might removal on bedding, our clothes, and stuff under our fingers and toenails.

[AaronOfMpls]

Out: A stack of tiny fliers, advertising a dust mites' black-light rave.

 

(Party till they drop!)

In: A can of RAID.

Edited May 27, 2024 by AaronOfMpls
spacing, slight revision

[zixi]

Out:  Oh dear. An unrecoverable read error has occurred... Time to reboot the magical vending machine methinks. Luckily, I have just the thing.

In: My gardening boots...

[Pagafyr]

Out: a bunch of slugs sliding away as fast as they can because the boots are made for walking.  They fear the boots walking all over them.

In: Glasses full of Southern Style Lemonaide for all the members of the ban Banned Band members.

[zixi]

Out: A recording of Mungo Jerry's In the Summertime...

In: Let's just put that recording back in shall we?

[AaronOfMpls]

Out: A pleasant snd relaxing breeze thst would warm even the coldest Argonian's scales.

In: One of Ma'iq the Liar's shed whiskers.