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Out: A magic wand with the whisker embedded in it so it casts a truth spell so even the truth seems magical and mysterious. 

In: Hogwart's Legacy invitations for all of us who live and breath the magic of mathematics.

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Out: A tiny, bronze statue of Archimedes.

In: A tub of the raw honey we had hand delivered yesterday by our local bee keeper. This is the first this season.

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Out: Honey Graham Crackers.

In: A Tree with a door that Christopher Robin goes through to visit Winnie the Pooh

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Out: Eeyore wondering why the heck you'd ever put that in there, woe-is-me, how am I gonna get back now that the door is in the machine and I'm outside it.

In: Eeyore.

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Out:  Groans and moans because his tail didn't make it.

In: Every Good Boy Does Fine, and F. A. C. E. appearing on sheet music.

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Out: The Moody Blues Album... of course:  Every Good Boy Deserves Favour

In: I just have to put in Justin Heywood's version of Forever Autumn as found on Jeff Wayne's  War of the Worlds

 

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Out: A picture of space aliens trying to invade The Rift, as the Legion and Stormcloaks alike fight them off.

In: A CD of Nirvana's In Utero album.

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Out: Knights in white satin.  Readied for burial.  While the battle continues.

In: Death breaking Deaths rules of only separating souls from the dead collecting them, because the aliens aren't from here.  So Death is using Orcus; Deaths scythe to mow down the aliens.

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Out: Terry Pratchett's Mort. 

In: 5 Giant Greek Bean seeds... treasure these. They are all I have left from the slugs...

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Out: A giant beanstalk sprouting into the sky, followed by a booming "Fee fi foe fum!" from above.

In: Paul Bunyon's axe, to deal with the beanstalk.

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