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A: Picture with Babe the Blue Ox with Paul in the Woods.

Q: How do our feet get corns on them?

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A: Dunno, but what's going into the machine this time?

In: A cob of corn.

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Out: Flatter batter that doesn't matter because it is a liquid called corn syrup.

In: Wafflies with out a Stranger Things to give it purpose.

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Out: A dragon shaped Pancake.

In: A piece of litter and a old hot dog someone forgot about.

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Out: A vintage postcard of the Coney Island boardwalk.

In: An old NYC subway token.

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Out: The grand illusion.  Especially if you don't have at least a thousand worth of money making it a grand reality.

In: A first edition of the book "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.

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Out: A handwritten note on mid 19th century paper, reading "Not great, ★☆☆☆☆.  Would not recommend.  --Pip & Estella" ... along with a few £1 notes of the same era.

In: A first edition of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain.

 

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Out: A soggy 1892 copy of the 1st Playboy magazine that they found under Indian Jims sleeping bag.  Huckleberry and Tom claimed that it was soggy  and the pages were glued together before they found it.

In: Run through the Jungle, on a 45 RPM record; by Creedence Clear Water Revival.

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Out: Episode 1 of Enterprise and a bowl of gagh. Good luck with that one!

In: A red skinned onion, fresh from the garden. 

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