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Out: A red skinned Onion that put a smile on a Chef's face.

In: Garlic.

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Out: An empty Pizza platter.  Because the pizza never made it to the out place. (BURP!)

In: A selection of enchantments for magical staves.

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Out< An old guy with a weak connection to magic.

In> A blind guys eye.

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Out: a painted wooden ball.

In: Pixel dust that didn't help anyone fly because it was thought to be Pixie Dust. 

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Out: Television shows in Black and White. 

Spoiler

George Burns was 80-years-old when he starred in the ultimate "what if?" movie.  A small comic gem pitting 80-year-old George Burns, playing his version of God, against a world that seems to have forgotten its own simplicity.

Showing the movie Oh! God  staring George Burns.

In: The recorded music, "Take me home country roads!  To the place I belong, by John Denver.

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Out: A West Virginia University t-shirt with a cartoon of one of their boxy '70s PRT pod cars on it.

In: A "ticket to ride" on British Rail, dated 9 April 1965, with "I don't care" handwritten on it. 🎫

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Out< Free one way trip to england! enjoy your trip!

In> Old carrot and a slice of cheese half eaten by a rat.

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Out: The rat himself. He introduces himself as Horatio.

In: A tattered and battered copy of Hamlet with underlining in neon pink. This is clearly a student's copy.

Edited by zixi
typo... or evidence of cerebral decline
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