Magical Vending Machine

[Drakefell01]

Out< A old t shirt with many stains.

In> that same t shirt.

[AaronOfMpls]

Out → The same shirt cleaned, plus a book of college memories.  And a cleaning bill -- those stains didn't come out easily.

In ← a 1,000,000,000,000-mark bill from 1923 Germany (from the tail end of their post-WW1 hyperinflation).

[Drakefell01]

Out < an annoying skyrim npc that bags for coin

In > nazeem 

[Pagafyr]

Out: Nazeem and his wife Ahlam dancing on the warm patio outside their apartment above the canopy below at The Drunken Huntsman.

In: A magic flying carpet thread to weave it into a carpet.

[Drakefell01]

Out < alik'r clothing.

In > beat up old van.

[AaronOfMpls]

Out ← An angry note about some "meddling kids" and their dog.

In → A toy Batmobile.

[Pagafyr]

Out: A message written to the makers of Hot Wheels asking them to build a Hot Wheels track with colors and a miniature of Gotham City to play with the car.

In: The psychiatrist who tried to psycho-analyse The Joker while he was in prison.

[Drakefell01]

Out < 2 squirrels and a turnip 

In > An old tv from the 1940s 

[AaronOfMpls]

Out → DVDs of old Ernie Kovacs and Jackie Gleason and I Love Lucy episodes, and a program guide for the DuMont network.

In ← An English penny from Henry VIII's reign.

[zixi]

Out: Henry VIII in a temper demanding the penny back. He insists that it's his. It must be. It has his name on it. There's nothing for it but to give him the penny or push him back into that there vending machine. Exit Henry VIII with a bit of a thump because he was if the truth be said a little on the portly side. I'm pleased with the penny. 

In: Once the smoke has cleared, a bottle of port. This is tawny port in a green bottle and with a real cork made of cork.