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Magical Vending Machine


DarkusRelling

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Out: Re-ionized water that's slightly dirty, and a thank-you note from a clean machine.

In: A Riekling spear.

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Out: A Riekling that follows you everywhere protecting you.

In: A thousand Gold septims.

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Out: A stand up comedian president acting like a lot of old people so.  So everyone knows how demented, Alzheimer, mentally unstable, and manic old people there are that still can Vote. (  making them laugh their geriatric butts off ).

In: Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.

 

 

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Out< An old 1980's ghostbusters with pour graphics.

In> Delphine from Skyrim the rudest of all Npc's.

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Out: Fus Ro Dah! (She sooooo deserves that one!) Hope you get home soon Delphine... Remember me to *my* temple... 

In: Planescape: Torment I.... Ha! Take that you Magical Vending Machine you!

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Out< Critical error and malfunction, Shoots out seeds.

In> A dead rat.

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Out → A rather large boa constrictor licking its lips.

In ← A traveler's guidebook to the Black Marsh.

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Out: The door is jammed because something in the guidebook started growing in the space while waiting for someone to get it out.  Are those tree roots?!

In: A request for another copy without whetever that was I had to chop up that refused to let me take out the guide book to the Black Marsh in one piece.

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Out < A feast of cooked argonian and some fish, Quite a feast!

In > A boiled spoiled egg.

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