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Magical Vending Machine


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Out:  A bill charging for the cleaning of the Vending machine due to someone putting a stinking sulfur smelly egg from their collection of favorite rotted meats.

In: A short YT showing the culprit who stuffed the egg in it.  (I'm sure glad we can't smell stuff from those YTs shorts.)  

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Out: Thx!  I wondered where I put that last.  (Mom must have sold it so we could eat that day.)

In: A bottle of still hermetically sealed Ranch Salad Dressing. (Unopened the Expiration date says it will be good until the year 2224.)

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Out < North American Parmesan Cheese, (Fermented in cow urine)

In > Pagafyr's elder scrolls character, Aka Nazeem LOL

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Out: A artifact found in the Mediterranean Sea of a man pointing up so a child standing next to him sees what the older person is pointing at.

In: A clay tablet with markings on it found in the sands of the Sahara Desert after a sand storm subsided. The marking describing all the sales a vendor had made in one day while working the streets of the lost city; Babylon 

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Out: What was that?!  I thought turtles were slow???

In: A bowl of Whiting soup because the white turtle got away. 

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Out < A new white turtle created with the 

1 hour ago, Pagafyr said:

Whiting soup

In > A old car

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