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Magical Vending Machine


DarkusRelling

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Out: A old car that hasn't been touched by anyone since the day it came off the assembly line.  In perfect condition.  All it needs is someone to care for it.

(That's a fishy idea because Whiting are fish.  I share my Whiting soup with the white turtle.  We are both fed. I have never seen a white turtle. It is safe now.)

In: Bag with the words Chocolate Mudslide on the outside of the bag of backpackers freeze dried food.

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Out < A dollar store chocolate bar

In > One of Pagafyr's video games he thinks needs an upgrade

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Out: Fallout: London is still in limbo.

In: A fish called Wanda. 

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Out: Penicillin.

In: A cardboard box that I can't put away until a cat quits playing in it.

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Out < A loaf of bread that the cat keeps hanging on to even when you shake it!

In > A Lotto Max ticket (That's a type of Canadian Lottery ticket)

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Out: Money spent on a ticket to get more money to spend.

In: Open your mind Hauser! quote from another one of Anolds movies called Total Recall.

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Out < A note from me to you telling you I have not seen that movie

In > A dragon egg (the last in existence) 

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Out: You've just dreamed of Hogwart's Legacy and found a Dragon's Egg.  You decided to save the egg from the poachers you found were capturing Dragons for arena fights.

In: An Invitation to Hogwart's which is rare as you didn't know your parents were a Wizard and a Witch.

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Out < A letter back telling them I know my parents are fine with it since they are wiccan.

Out > A note from a friend (Delivered by the skyrim courier)

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