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-You find it curious why people don't tell you their most pressing life issue if you walk within 4 feet of them

 

-You keep looking in the middle of nowhere for random gold coins and chests full of treasure

 

-You keep tossing items on the ground because you can't seem to endlessly run (clearly you must be overencumbered)

 

-You look curiously at your home after a few days wondering why everything didn't simply respawn nice and tidy

 

-You killed a dog and tossed a crystal on it, wondering why you didn't collect its soul.

 

-You joined the bowling league, and are a bit pissed that its been 3 days and your not head of all bowling leagues yet.

 

-Traffic tickets makes you consider improving your speechcraft

 

-You tell the cop at the traffic stop to look the other way, your part of the thieves guild (and are currently not reading this due to being in jail)

 

-You wonder why the local stores are not interested in purchasing your sharpened butter knives...

 

(I could go on)

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You start calling your spouse or roomate your Housecarl

 

You pick up veggies at the store and briefly wonder which quest they were for

 

You pass by a cute guy or girl and wonder if you're wearing your Amulet of Mara

 

You call your boss "Jarl" and think of yourself as his steward

 

You feel the earth shake and assume that it's a dragon instead of an earthquake

 

You start listing your in-game accomplishments on your RL resume

 

Tracy, who wonders how many more of these she can think of :)

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