You might be obsessed with Skyrim when...

[InuyashaFE]

You send a letter to Casey Anthony that simply says "We know."

 

As horrible as it sounds, I'd laugh if someone did that.

[Deleted3305598User]

You search for a home in real estate magazines with a budget of $5000.

 

 

You think you can cure a life-threatening disease with a mere Cure Disease potion.

 

 

You try to buy Skooma from your cat.

[Arcadiast]

every time you go through a door, you close your eyes for 10 seconds, close the door behind you and open them again.

 

you take a sh** in public and wonder why everybody is noticing

 

you ask your local grocery clerk "any rumors lately?"

 

you begin helping people in your community so your local Jarl(Major) will grant you rights to buy a House

 

you expect your Motorcycle will help you fight of Bandits

 

you hope that when you stand long enough before the chalkboard in School, you will learn Al-Geb-Ra

 

you kill your Mathematics Teacher because you realize you need a "Dragon Soul" to activate Al-Geb-Ra

 

you tell the Guardsmen(Police) that its okay because you are with the guild (354 Septims)

 

you wait for a Dragon to come and save you the last minute before the lethal injection

[DJFerris]

You go outside, look down, see some mushrooms and instinctively try to a) classify them b) think about picking them up.

 

(actually happened to me last week)

[RenownedWolfman]

you try to conjure a flame Atronach to help you fight a bully.

 

you cast invisibility to sneak into a class your late for.

 

You enchant a ring with 50% better math.

 

You intimidate your teacher so he'll tell you the test's answers.

 

you open every book in a library hopeing for skill points.

 

You pull up someone's garden for alchemical supplies.

 

you crouch on the ground when reaching in someone's pocket.

 

You never blink

 

you try to get well rested by sleeping in your own bed (because this never happens in real life)

 

you claim computers as lost dwemer technology.

 

you ask a pale skinned person how good they are in the arcane arts.

[OnlyOneWing]

You completely destroy the local botanical garden for the sake of alchemy.

 

You reminisce about childhood, and the invulnerability that came with it.... Ah, the good ole days.

 

You occasionally get stuck between furniture.

[QDX2000]

When people tell you your behavior is confus ..

you: RO DAH!!!

 

You always move at a jogging pace, and occasionally sprint for a short time or shout WULD NAH KEST.

 

You try to get your Alchemy skills to 100 by hiring a Chemistry teacher and stealing back the money you pay him.

 

You don't visit more than 5 lectures a week since you cannot train any more this level.

 

You raid terrorist hideouts and somalian pirate ships during night, since that is more effective than getting the rested bonus.

 

You save up $1040 every time you want to kill someone and expect to walk free.

 

You keep shouting TID KLO UL if you're pressed for time during an exam.

 

You won the nobel peace prize but are not surprised that no one ever recognizes you and you get treated like an incompetent newbie every time you join a new club.

 

You apply to every company, club and university in the world and expect they'll gladly except you when you get into that questline a few years later.

 

You run around cutting up and setting on fire black horses, they won't get hurt anyway and it's a good way to level your skills.

 

You tend to your hounds so girls will mistake you for a hot werewolf.

 

You print out the Oghma Infinium, read it, put it back on the shelf, read it again,... 300 times and believe you have godlike powers now.

[Jackal2233]

You shout "Fus Ro Dah" at your wife as soon as she disturbs your gaming session

[Motasa]

...you walk to your bed, stand in front of it and close your eyes, wait 8 hours, open your eyes and shout: WELL RESTED!

[the_ice_man_31]

Modding skyrim NPC's to look like giant frost spiders to keep your arachnophobic, Skyrim addict of a fiance' from playing the game. Now I have it all to my self! Mwahahaha!