natelovesyou Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 He says good things and all, and I'm sure he's a great guy to sit down and have some milk with (I mean...mead...) but he never stops preaching till he goes to bed. It's too much, he's just so loud and annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheralynn Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 That would actually make a pretty good quest. You know those wooden cards that you see everywhere. So you have to get one of those and then Heimskr will stand on the back. Then you'll have to pull the card with Heimskr on it. And since it's heavy you can only walk slow, like when you're over-encumbered. No fast travel either. In this fashion you have to visit each city. All the while Heimskr will be preaching. After you have visited each city you will take him back to Whiterun where Heimskr will declare you "The Feet of Talos" and you'll get a special power that grands you a speed boost of 1% for one minute once every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangarrett99 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 You can stop his ranting by poisoning him to death. You need the pickpocket perks to put poison in pockets.Keep doing it until he dies. No bouty incurred. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tem1980 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I tend to console scale him to either 3 or .5, at least its hilarious watching him as tom thumb or a giant. Course you could just end him and stuff him under the bridge near the tree. Plus historically/lore wise, Talos seemed like a bit of a jackass, might be just me though. Not much seems to be made of him as a good person, other than conquering and starting his empire. It seems akin to worshiping Alexander or Genghis Khan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I don't know why people hate him so much. I thought it was funny how he was preaching about stupid crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbrex Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 He's like the Adoring Fan V.2 for me. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarefootWarrior Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 crouch, aim arrow, release... Other than that, I heard he gets happy if you side with the Stormcloaks and liberate Whiterun Liked this! I tried it. No appreciation! Those damn guards tried to arrest me again! :devil: Tried a very long distance shot..perfect shot, nailed him..knocked him clear across the patio. Ahhhh...blissful silence. Those damn guards..once again, came after me. I wasn't even in the court yard. Damn, somebody better hire these guys, they are good. :biggrin: Solution: I'm MOVING! :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InuyashaFE Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Lay a dual-casted rune in his house by the doorstep. Wait until midnight. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Get the biggest battle axe I can find and then him with an arrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuggzugg Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 Get the biggest battle axe I can find and then him with an arrow. I used to stand around all day ranting about Talos, then I took an arrow to the knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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