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Ive had another death, possibily defeats them all.

 

I was messing around with the console commands, and spawning cheese wheels.

 

I wanted to see what would happen if I spawned 1000 cheese wheels inside a shop.

 

I found out when the mountain of cheese crushed my character to death, and somehow the shopkeeper was only concerned with 'hey what are you doing?'

 

Drowned in cheese, what a way to go

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My dragonborn have been ignominiously slain a dozen times, the ones that stick out in my mind... I don't feel so bad now for having heard of others dieing in similar fashions. Wuld myself off the Throat, found out I'm way more of a bad dude as a human than a werewolf, etc.

 

However, my favorite remains my character in a silver hand basement avenging a friend on master difficulty. A burly sword and shield type and I go toe to toe for what seems like forever, but I gain the upper hand juuust barely as my character lifts the poor sod off the ground with his greatsword...slamming him down on a pressure plate that activated the swinging spike wall. I cheered when I got the finisher and and dropped my jaw for the finale.

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I once decapitated Lydia after we got married ( i was doing the Hircine Totems Quest) so she couldnt leave my side or die for that matter. She is now the headless hunter i kid you not

 

Lydia has been known to lose her head in a fight.

I am thinking about marrying Lydia, something about how she says "I am sworn to carry your burden." in this exasperated sarcastic tone just screams... wife.

 

Ive had another death, possibily defeats them all.

 

I was messing around with the console commands, and spawning cheese wheels.

 

I wanted to see what would happen if I spawned 1000 cheese wheels inside a shop.

 

I found out when the mountain of cheese crushed my character to death, and somehow the shopkeeper was only concerned with 'hey what are you doing?'

 

Drowned in cheese, what a way to go

 

Good thing it wasn't "sharp" cheese.

 

 

My dragonborn have been ignominiously slain a dozen times, the ones that stick out in my mind... I don't feel so bad now for having heard of others dieing in similar fashions. Wuld myself off the Throat, found out I'm way more of a bad dude as a human than a werewolf, etc.

 

However, my favorite remains my character in a silver hand basement avenging a friend on master difficulty. A burly sword and shield type and I go toe to toe for what seems like forever, but I gain the upper hand juuust barely as my character lifts the poor sod off the ground with his greatsword...slamming him down on a pressure plate that activated the swinging spike wall. I cheered when I got the finisher and and dropped my jaw for the finale.

 

Your very own dramatic death cut-scene.

That death has to be up there. It may not be very undignified but it was certainly cruel.

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Getting killed by my own storm-atronarch who was still following me after a bandit fight. I ran into a bandit camp, so trying to up my conjuration further and having already lost my sneak-attack-chance I summon a storm-atronarch, take out my two swords and into battle! Shortly after I go my way, happy with my loot to see a single wolf closing in on my char. Even with my still low health I don't think about healing as I would simply one-hit-kill it but the moment I'm infront of the helpless puppy that damn minion fired his chain-lightning 0'in my low health!

 

Being pushed of a bridge in a sewer by a skeever!

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After clearing out Volskygge and killing the dragon priest outside the exit, I head down the mountain towards Deepwood Redoubt. As I was heading up the stairs to fight the Forsworn stationed there, an ancient dragon hits me with fire, brings me down to a sliver of health and flies away. My Fire Breath kills the melee fighters, and as I was about to heal, *thunk* I get an icy spear in the neck.
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Ive had another death, possibily defeats them all.

 

I was messing around with the console commands, and spawning cheese wheels.

 

I wanted to see what would happen if I spawned 1000 cheese wheels inside a shop.

 

I found out when the mountain of cheese crushed my character to death, and somehow the shopkeeper was only concerned with 'hey what are you doing?'

 

Drowned in cheese, what a way to go

 

i soooo see myself trying this just once.

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So I'm happily riding my horse along a cliff edge when I hear the growl of a bear. I immediately dismount so I can kill the beasty but my horse turns and knocks me over the cliff edge. As I start falling I think this is the end but manage to land on this thin sliver of a ledge with a tiny bit of health left.

 

Then I hear my horse screaming and look up to see its back end perched over the cliff - still being attacked by the bear. Before I have a chance to think the bear pushes the horse and the last thing I see if horse butt falling towards me.

 

My plummet to the ground caused by falling horse butt was most embarrassing.

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