billyro Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I jumped on a cart and had a massive accident. No really, the clutter is evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorgrim Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Mauled by a bear at level 25. Sad thing is, I soloed two blood dragons before this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) Because of the console-heavy way I play I can't be killed, but I have sent others to some truly memorable deaths. So there was this Skeever, right, it was right in front of me, but didn't see me, so I was charging my most powerful lightning spell, and just as I opened my mouth to shout the spell into existance, Lydia Banzia charged the Skeever. It was too late, my reticule was dead-one where the skeever(and lydia) was, the spell primed, my hand always off the control. The shout continued despite my horror and desire to take it back-with a mighty shout of "IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!" Lydia, and Bob the Skeever, were no more. I was going home with Lydia and I tripped over a kettle. The kettle fired off like a torpedo and hit her in the back of the head, WHAM! instakill. What a way to go eh? she survived everything only to die in a freak kettle accident. The only other truly funny one I have had was that I came upon some bandits, again with Lydia(surely a Lydia The Third) and behind them wads a cliff. Lydia ran in like a beserker, and I followed, charging with ym shield up. Unfortunately most hardcore melee types will know what happens next. Lydia suddenly stopped right in front of me and I couldn't stop in time, I bashed into the back of Lydia, Lydia flew through the air, and the rest is, like Lydia, history. Rest in peace Lydia, I will kill a hundred Skeevers in your name, that your sacrifice(s) may not be in vain. :D Edited December 10, 2011 by Vindekarr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erenoth02 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I suffered the Finishing moves of several Drauger Whelps before I was finally able to complete the dungeon, while my character was amazing with dual axes not being able to block allowed them to take my health from 100% to 0 in one move. It became exceedingly frustrating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosho Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 the 7000 steps,runing along one of the skinny parts of the trail I came upon a lil rabbit. I moved out to run around it,it pushed Me roght off the path over the ledge.beware of the rabbit,,I now give them the right of way, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jy02521671 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 i made the perfect poison with vampire dust, giant toe and even a gold coin, watched the emporer ate it as he complimented it and said its the best food he ever ate.......... i decided not to live in this world and chocked myself with jarrin root Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritzin Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Ran into two blood dragons, expert difficulty. Killed them both. Perhaps 3 minutes the same thing happened, but with two frost dragons. Slaughtered them like the dragonborn I am. I later found a bandit camp and killed the simple bandits to get the treasure, when this bandit chief came and killed me as if I was a skeever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboUK Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 I've managed to run off a cliff in a blizzard. :psyduck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagrant0 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Tripped on ribcage in the beginning. Somehow killed me as it shot across the room. Harvested an oyster while under water. Put me past carry weight and I was still far from the surface, tried to make it in time. I'll let you figure out the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweetybird Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Falling off a cliff running after a dragon skeleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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