kuiao Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Once, when I was in Skaal, a Nord sung a strange song looking at me :mellow:Also, some time ago with a Wood Elf I joined the legion guards, and from that moment any guard that saw me said "Where's your uniform?" It was fun for a while, but then I got bored (I had lost my uniform) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herculine Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 "Now you will d--aaargh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rethrain Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 "There's someone watching me...I can tell." *Rethrain quickly dismisses any guilt and points at an unsuspecting guar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyeatingdingo Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 The funniest thing I've ever heard in Morrowind was a Wood Elf saying, "Now where is that Bar-Wench? I have an urge I need to get rid of..." I just about died laughing! ;D Morrowind seems to be for more mature audiences, compared to Oblivion... :rolleyes: man Bethesda's games have VASTLY declined in quality since TES3 came out :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanorshkan Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say? For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says... "Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!" Haha! "So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3 Didn't it go something like.. "I don't remember casting a teleportation spell, but there i was alone and naked' That's a reference to Terminator lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happytreefri3nds Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Imperial Guard saying "I'm gonna enjoy this!" just as I strick him down with my ebony blade. OWNED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ub3rman123 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 I'll have to go with the daedra one in Ald'ruhn that someone mentioned earlier. I died trying to taunt the daedra because I couldn't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulofChrysamere Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Three funniest things for me were... Friendly Bosmer: I have a feeling you and I are about to become VERY close! Commander of Fort Frostmoth on Solstheim: Join the Legion...see the world...freeze your arse... Breton dancer girl at Desele's House of Earthly Delights in Suran: "Hey there, High Elf. Looking for a good time?" I couldn't help but laugh the first time I heard those three things. That Breton girl...forward much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimboUK Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Three funniest things for me were... Friendly Bosmer: I have a feeling you and I are about to become VERY close! Commander of Fort Frostmoth on Solstheim: Join the Legion...see the world...freeze your arse... Breton dancer girl at Desele's House of Earthly Delights in Suran: "Hey there, High Elf. Looking for a good time?" I couldn't help but laugh the first time I heard those three things. That Breton girl...forward much? I remember the first time I played it and Fargoth said that to me, it was so creepy I didn't speak to him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macole Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 Oh my, I remember none of these. Actually I thought the Bosmer greeting and "Someone is watching me" line came from Oblivion. That does it, I'm going to reload Morrowind and give it another go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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