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Funniest thing you've heard an NPC say?


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Once, when I was in Skaal, a Nord sung a strange song looking at me :mellow:

Also, some time ago with a Wood Elf I joined the legion guards, and from that moment any guard that saw me said "Where's your uniform?" It was fun for a while, but then I got bored (I had lost my uniform)

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The funniest thing I've ever heard in Morrowind was a Wood Elf saying, "Now where is that Bar-Wench? I have an urge I need to get rid of..."

 

I just about died laughing! ;D

 

Morrowind seems to be for more mature audiences, compared to Oblivion... :rolleyes:

 

 

 

man Bethesda's games have VASTLY declined in quality since TES3 came out :(

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Lol.. What was the funniest thing you've heard and NPC say?

 

For me, right before i got to the island, the Khajiit ferryman says...

 

"Here fishie-fishie! So and so has a present for you!!" *hawks a fat one and spits into the water* "Here you go, eat this fishie!!"

 

Haha!

 

"So there I was, naked and no idea where I was" -Owner of trade house in seyyda neen TES3

 

 

 

Didn't it go something like..

 

"I don't remember casting a teleportation spell, but there i was alone and naked'

 

That's a reference to Terminator lol.

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Three funniest things for me were...

 

 

 

Friendly Bosmer: I have a feeling you and I are about to become VERY close!

 

Commander of Fort Frostmoth on Solstheim: Join the Legion...see the world...freeze your arse...

 

Breton dancer girl at Desele's House of Earthly Delights in Suran: "Hey there, High Elf. Looking for a good time?"

 

 

 

I couldn't help but laugh the first time I heard those three things. That Breton girl...forward much?

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Three funniest things for me were...

 

 

 

Friendly Bosmer: I have a feeling you and I are about to become VERY close!

 

Commander of Fort Frostmoth on Solstheim: Join the Legion...see the world...freeze your arse...

 

Breton dancer girl at Desele's House of Earthly Delights in Suran: "Hey there, High Elf. Looking for a good time?"

 

 

 

I couldn't help but laugh the first time I heard those three things. That Breton girl...forward much?

 

I remember the first time I played it and Fargoth said that to me, it was so creepy I didn't speak to him again.

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