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I'd have to say one is Naughty Bear. Both of them. I mean really a stuffed bear killing other bears retailed at $60? It was doomed!

 

A big disappointment for me was Lolipop Chainsaw. Rigid combat, hit and miss dialouge, terrible level design.

 

It had awesome boss fights and tons of style, but as a game failed on so many levels.

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Haulicauster Tycoon. Whoever made it, should be shot, prefferably by me, prefferably with a weapon that will hurt very, very, very much.

I guess you meant Holocaust Tycoon?

That's just an idea someone made on 4Chan, it's not an actual game, just an extremely offensive 'joke'. You can have a read of the thing here: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Holocaust_Tycoon But I recommend you don't, it's offensive and mentally sick in any way possible. I agree with your post though, that went too far.

 

 

 

Worst game(s) ever, the Postal series, and Prince of Persia Warrior Within.

Postal is obvious, retarded sense of humor and basically every single thing about the game.

 

Warrior Within because they used simple tricks to get a bigger crowd.

Firstly the stupid amount of gore they added, and secondly the half naked women.

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Yes, removing 70% of body armor from females is the most game changing thing you could do Ubisoft. This is just an awful and disgusting marketing trick that people now overuse to get more male gamers attracted to their game. I realize many games do this now, but that was the the first one I noticed who did that.

By that logic guys in games should walk around with no upper body armor and only an epic crotch protector :facepalm:

 

Yeah anyway, my 2 cents.

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I generally enjoy most games I've played, but I usually don't venture beyond games that are known to be good such as Mass Effect and Elder Scrolls xD

 

However, the most recent game that I've played that I though was terrible; BRINK

 

Was free to play for the weekend, so I was like 'Why not?'

 

Installed it, played a mission, uninstalled it. Gameplay was slow and sluggish, AI was terrible, and the game was more of a spray and pray game than Call of Duty games(shoot, I'll even go as far to say CoD games are better than BRINK). Singleplayer is essentially Multiplayer with bots, which, really, is just a horrible design choice. The only good point of the game was the character customization, but that didn't really make up for the horrible gameplay. It's a game that had a really neat art design, but everything else about it....meh. I wouldn't recommend this game to anyone.

 

Brink, wasn't that the game from Bethesda (or one of the companies they acquired) where at one of the big gaming conventions back in 2010 they were saying "We have a big exciting announcement, it's so awesome, we know the fans have been waiting for it, blah-di-blah" and many people--myself included, admittedly--based on those words promptly assumed it was to announce the next Elder Scrolls game...

 

...and it turned out to be Brink instead?

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haha i LOVE Brink! me and a friend still play it from time to time. platinumed it on the PS3 Even. it was developed by Splash Damage and Published by Bethesda. the AI is horrible. the game gets insanely stupid when on Hard, because your AI is dumb and the enemy AI just rapes you. and the objectives all revolve around camping. either camping at an objective defending it (which sucks on Hard and the enemy is camping to Defend) or you have to escort something, and then the enemy gets to camp as you try to escort something lol.

 

but i still had fun. it had a lot of good concepts. they are actually coming out with a F2P game called Dirty Bomb, which basically looks like an upgraded Brink 2, so honestly im really looking forward to that! :D

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Worst game for me is Alpha Protocol by Obsidian

 

I loved the concept and quickly picked it up only to find 5 minutes into game I was stuck and couldnt get past a certain spot as I couldnt see the required pattern to unlock a door

 

I spent literally days on this with no success

Finally went online to find a spoiler that would allow me past this door

Only to find out this was a common complaint and I was far from alone in this problem

 

Obsidians response to issue?

 

"To Bad, were not changing it"

 

So yeah, after about a week of frustration and anger at this one spot (and replaying the first 5 minutes over and over hoping I missed something that would allow me past the door) I finally gave up on game and added Obsidian to my personal:

 

Do Not Support list

 

Really liked idea of game but bad design is bad design and there should always be some sort of work around that allows players past these spots if they can not do them.

Especially 5 minutes into game.

Had I been the only one this happening to or one of the few, I would have chalked it up to bad luck on my part

But the response at time was overwelming from players experiencing same issue

So was pretty clear the problem was in the design portion of game.

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