Which parts of your country would you lose?

[ninja_lord666]

This is the kind of thinking that he would most certainly approve of, because in his mind there is a justifiable reason for the wholesale destruction of the countryside. We mustn't let on that we like to "blow things up, just because its fun" which is of course the truth; however without a reason Chesto may think we are barbarians. Chesto does have a scene of right and wrong, however obscure and unusual. He would be horrified to think he had fallen in with barbarians. We must keep that little secret to ourselves. Another good example would be:

The west coast is too liberal; the east coast is too liberal; the south is too stupid; and parts of the midwest are too stupid. That's why they should all go bye-bye.

 

The new USA:

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s245/ninja_lord666/usa-map.gif

[Jonlissla]

Skåne. :wallbash:

Not only does the people talk like they have porridge in their mouth, it acutally belongs to Denmark (if you go back a *few* years).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However.....

 

.... there's plenty of agriculture there, so we probably need it anyway. :rolleyes:

[Storm Raven]

Thank you, all for your replies

 

This has been a test of the emergency laughter system.

 

If this had been, an actual emergency you would have been directed somewhere else.

 

It was only a test.

 

 

 

If you believe, that I believe,

 

Any of the comments made by myself above,

 

In regards to Chesto are true,

 

Then you are mistaken.

 

 

 

If you believe,

 

Any of the comments made above,

 

In regards to Chesto are true,

 

Then you are very much mistaken.

 

 

 

And you have underestimated a very talented man.

 

Cheers Mate!

 

Stormraven

 

:thanks:

[Chesto]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. pass the sick bag, somebody. quick! When I can see straight again, I'm coming after you, Stormraven.

 

By the way, Stormraven... are you in my head or...am I in yours? MWHAAHHA...cough...cough. nurse!

[Storm Raven]

Chesto, please re-read my last post

 

What part of

 

"And you have underestimated a very talented man."

 

do you not understand?

[Chesto]

I thought you were talking about yourself :unsure:

 

Nah. Just yanking your chain, mate :closedeyes:

 

You have to realize that we British , of a certain generation, are somewhat averse to any displays of [ edit ] public praise, no matter how sincere and well intended. We enjoy, far more, keeping a sharp eye out for the next pot hole so that we can give our companion a little nudge just as we come abreast of it. Splash. Cry of outrage. Job done. That's how we show affection. :thumbsup: This is what put the 'Great' in Great Britain: the desire to avoid the giving and the receiving of praise at all costs; and the art of crapping on our friends while still making them think they are our friends. :whistling:

 

You Americans, bless you, are just too d'mn'd sincere. Which is why you can be the 'Most Powerful Nation the Earth Has Ever Seen' but will never attain 'Greatness'. :rolleyes:

 

NURSE! :verymad:

[Povuholo]

I think The Netherlands are small enough already. :closedeyes:

[Chesto]

I can see your point, Povuholo. Perhaps , for v. small, FLAT countries with nothing to obscure their view for 360 degrees, we should amend the rules of this thread a bit . We could allow small countries , especially those who haven't invaded anybody for at least 100years, to knock bits off their larger, more agressive neighbours ( not mentioning any names). As long as there is a valid, even comic, reason for doing so, I think it should be allowed.

 

Ninja- your reduced America looks uncannily like Kosovo! Imaginative, spitefull, and topical!

 

Jonlissla- absolutely, knock off bits of your country if the people there speak with their mouths full. The lack of good manners in today's society must no longer be tolerated. Speaking of which, I just got rid of London.

 

WoogieMonster- brilliant! Not just content, as I tend to be, with getting rid of bits, but recycling as well. V. creative. If there's any of Florida left over when you're finished, you could let Povuholo have some of it. They, The Nederlands, always need building up, especially if that thread about global warming gets any hotter. The water's rising.

 

Poopgoblin- 'Galugs': back in the day, I seem to remember it being said that Jayne Mansfield and Rosalind Russel had galugs. Spoonerisms, what a hoot! 'Comrade. Because of your anti-Soviet, counter-revolutionary activities I sentence you to 15 years in the Galug Archipelago. Give my regards to Jayne. And say hello to Elvis while you're at it. Take him away!'

 

Stormraven- what can one say? Your fixation on 'silicone' tends to make one think that you, too, have a thing for galugs. Though I must tell you that in the olden days women of such 'build' did not rely on artificial enhancements, if one excludes Hughes' Bra. Thankyou for all your efforts on behalf of this thread, while I was discomposed...decomposed...out of it.

 

Keep them coming, please. Surely everyone else within shouting distance of this site are not completely content with their national lot!

[Jonlissla]

I wish I had a big-a$$ shovel so I could dig out both Skåne AND Stockholm.

[Chesto]

Just curious: how, phonetically, do you pronounce Skane with an 'o' over the 'a'? And why get rid of Stockholm? Isn't that where the Nobel Awards are based? If so , you might be committing a World Crime by getting rid of Stockholm.