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When you come home from a long day of adventuring (working) and ask your wife for $100 per day since she is living with you.

 

When you fall over unconscious after trying to figure out why you are not gaining any Heavy or Light Armor skill from your wife beating you for doing the previous.

 

After being divorced by your wife, you put on your Amulet of Mara, head out, then figure it must be bugged since nobody is asking if you want to marry them.

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When you notice that all your houseplants are dead, having not been watered in over a month.

 

When you are getting ready for work, and after searching about thru all the rumpled piles on the floor, you realize that you haven't done laundry in over a month.

 

When the above seems like a good reason to call in sick, but instead of doing laundry you play Skyrim all day.

 

When you can remember .ini values, but not your familys' birthdays.

 

When you begin a conversation with a friend like this; "So... i ran into this elder dragon today..." or a similar statement.

 

When you say to your girlfriend "It's getting late, maybe you should take off..." before you... well, you know what, so that you can play a little Skyrim before you have to go to sleep.

 

When, despite working 40 hours a week, you look at your save data and realize that youv'e played over 150 hours in the last month.

 

When , despite being nearly 40 years old, you can come up with a list like this in a few minutes.

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