Close To Tears

[slimhouse]

There's that classic clip of the guy chucking half a 'breeze block' in the working washing machine on the spin cycle...

thing danced about and shook itself 'to death' in an apoplexy of mechanical dismemberment.

 

But bustin' up (workin) stuff 'cus you can afford/choose to... well I tend to agree with the first statement

minus 'the tears'..!

[Nintii]

I once took a 4 pound hammer and proceeded to smash with great gusto my keyboard into smithereens ... to see keys flying everywhere was almost better than sex.

I've punched my computer a number of times and broken many a nail in the process ... thrown a cellphone out of my car window while doing 150km's ... smashed another

with the same 4 pound hammer, thrown a compter down the stairs ... it was awesome.

Damn, I feel a smash coming on as we speak :devil:

Edited February 14, 2012 by Nintii

[ita]

At least pick up the pieces and recycle them after you're done smashing computers and whatnot, those brominated flame retardants found in many electronic products aren't exactly beneficial for the environment. :armscrossed:

[Syco21]

You know what I like to do for fun? Drive out to my friend's pecan grove(180 acres) and shoot the living hell out of any electronic device I no longer use! :devil:

 

I've got a 360, TV(tube), fat PS2 and various other gadgets for my next outing. I also have a pound of tannerite, and will be making more when I get the resources.

 

Tannerite is a legal (in the US) binary compound, that when mixed, reacts to being shot brilliantly! It's very safe, as it must be mixed and requires being shot with a rifle round(.223, 30.06 etc, NOT a .22LR) to react. I will be putting this inside of... something I want to destroy. Who knows, maybe we'll finish murdering a tree.

 

Definition: 'Love' is shooting the trunk of a tree with a 12ga shotgun using slugs... Love is knowing your target, putting it in you iron sights, pulling the trigger and watching it explode. :devil:

 

Disclaimer: This was one tree out of a million, we don't make a habit of going around killing trees. Namely because it would put him out of business. Besides, Blue Bonnet Electric killed more trees than we have. *whistles innocently*

[mythicdawnmaster]

I was like you once, young and Naive, shooting up trees with a gun... but then i was thrown down a 280 mile shaft into the main reactor of the deathstar... so now i chop down trees with a lightsaber.

[ub3rman123]

Yesterday I crunched an old 50 gig hard drive under a 20 ton shop press. Looked pretty.

[Syco21]

I was like you once, young and Naive, shooting up trees with a gun... but then i was thrown down a 280 mile shaft into the main reactor of the deathstar... so now i chop down trees with a lightsaber.

Ahhh, cutting down a tree with a lightsaber. So much fun.

 

Fun fact: Chopped down a good sized tree with a machete once. As I was giving the last blows, one of my friends decided to go stand in the fall zone like a fool. So I had to grab the tree and hold it up with my super Texan strength so as to not kill him(he was buying lunch!). :biggrin:

 

Yesterday I crunched an old 50 gig hard drive under a 20 ton shop press. Looked pretty.

The only appropriate way to destroy a harddrive is one that ends with thermite. :devil:

[hoofhearted4]

i droped a tactical nuke on an ipod once.