LeddBate Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 (edited) Be sure to scroll down to see ALL the screenshots. New ones posted at least once a week (unless the poll slips into the negative points. I can take a hint.) UPDATED WITH NEW FUNNIES: 04-01-18 Hey everyone! So, I've been playing awhile in both LE and SE (looks at Steam log of hours played and flinches) and I've taken quite a few screenshots. Many of which just begged to be "altered". So, I've decided to share them with you in the hope that you will find them funny. If I make you laugh any at all, I will be happy. However, I know my sense of humor might be a little... strange to other people. So, I've also decided to make this a poll. If I see more positive points accruing, I'll post more pics. (I've got plenty.) But if I see more negative points piling up, I'll slow down posting or even stop if too many negative points accrue.Feel free to post your own funny pics here, but remember that all of the Nexus TOS rules apply. I would prefer that you embed images (like mine are) rather than just links. But that's up to you.Also, please only vote on the poll concerning MY pics. (So I know whether to keep posting or not.)Finally, for some strange reason, people seem to think I'm funny in the forums. So I'll also post a few... er, "posts" that people told me made them chuckle.Odahviing: “Yo, Dovahkinda. Wut up?”Me: “I told you not to call me that!”At least it's not a MLP mod...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda011.jpgMod used: Unicorn (LE) Stormcloaks need not apply...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda009.pngMod used: Holds-The City Overhaul (LE) Holds-The City Overhaul (SE)Don't piss off daedric lords.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda008.pngTruthful and TMI at the same time.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda007.pngIf only you actually had these reply options.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda006.jpgNote: Can anyone guess the movie and character from the 2nd response? Major geek cred if you figure it out.Mod used: Holds-The City Overhaul (LE) Holds-The City Overhaul (SE) Thalmor Justicar: "Perhaps you have something you would care to confess?"Me: "Nuh, uh. Ain't going there."TJ: "What?"Me: (Places arm in friendly fashion over Justicar's shoulder and points back down road with other arm) "See that dragon down the road?"Odahviing: (Looks up from eating a cow and waves with one wing.)TJ: *GULP* “Ah, er, -is that your dragon?”Me: "Yep, so let's skip the whole 'okay, you got me, I'm a Talos worshiper' dance and talk about what in Oblivion is eating you guys."TJ: "Uhm, okay. Well, it's like this. Reality... this reality -mortality that is, is a prison imposed upon us. All we want to do is unmake time so that we return to what we originally were. A single race/entity in a complete transcendent reality. No death, no mortality."Me: "Okay. I'm with you so far. So... If I understand this correctly, Nirn -all of Mundis, would simply... what? Cease to exist? Doesn't that murder us all?"TJ: "No, no. Mundis would never come into being at all. You wouldn't die, you simply would never have existed in the first place. How can you murder something that never existed?"Me: "Uhm, is this like that 'Chicken and the egg' riddle Ma told me about?"TJ: "What?"Me: "You know... -what came first, the chicken or the egg?"TJ: "What in Oblivion are you blathering about you stupid Nord monkey-brained.... uh-oh..."WHAM!Me: (Cleans gore off of warhammer.)Odahviing: (Stomps up road and looks down at considerably shorter Thalmor) "Didn't go well?"Me: "Hey, I tried. I went full metaphysical with him and he reverted to name calling." (Gestures at Thalmor) "You hungry?"Odahviing: (Picks cow horn out between teeth) "Naw, I'm good. What now?"Me: "Well, there's two more of them just up the road."Odahviing: "Oh goody, I love strafing runs!"Seriously, why do the guards say that?http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda005.jpgMod used: Holds-The City Overhaul (LE) Holds-The City Overhaul (SE) If I could make mods, this is what I would give you...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda003.jpgMod used: Holds-The City Overhaul (LE) Holds-The City Overhaul (SE) Level that Speech skill, Milkdrinker!http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda002.jpgIf I have to explain this to you...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda001.pngMod used: Immersive Wenches (LE) Bonus Image! Tired of the old Futurama meme? Here's something Skyrim themed!http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Giant_NSiT.jpgWarning: Not responsible for you doing something stupid with this image. Edited April 1, 2018 by LeddBate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDungeonDweller Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 All you need now is a SKSE joke to complete the circle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVampireDante Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Note: Can anyone guess the movie and character from the 2nd response? Major geek cred if you figure it out. Just don't say his name three times and we'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeddBate Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 All you need now is a SKSE joke to complete the circle. Oh gawds, no! I don't want my thread to get locked and myself banned... Note: Can anyone guess the movie and character from the 2nd response? Major geek cred if you figure it out. Just don't say his name three times and we'll be fine. Ding! Ding! Ding! Also, why didn't either of you vote? (Puppy dog eyes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDungeonDweller Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 (edited) Well, the only one I found funny was the second picture. Edited July 7, 2017 by TheDungeonDweller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeddBate Posted July 8, 2017 Author Share Posted July 8, 2017 Fair enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeddBate Posted July 9, 2017 Author Share Posted July 9, 2017 (edited) Hmm. At this time I'm only a few points in the positive. So here's a few more...Bad enough when there was only one of those guys...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda012.pngMod used: Your Lost Son (SE)Full disclosure: Not my screencap. I just added the dialouge.Generic outdoor bar scene.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda013.pngThis actually happened.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda014.pngHod is such a jerk.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda015.pngSo is Delphine. (SPOILER ALERT!)http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda010.jpgThis actually happened too.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda016.pngMod used: Shadow of Morrowind (LE) Edited July 25, 2017 by LeddBate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeddBate Posted July 13, 2017 Author Share Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) Still a few points in the positive, so here's some more!Smart-ass horse is smart-ass.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda017.pngMod used: Shadow of Morrowind (LE)He really doesn't get it.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda004.jpgMod used: Holds-The City Overhaul (LE) Holds-The City Overhaul (SE)Another gem from the forums:Me: (Looting Thalmor patrol)Prisoner: "If you know any true..."Me: "Yeah, yeah, I know. Like I haven't heard this line a hundred times before."Prisoner: "...sons and daughters of Skyrim..."Me: "Will you just shut up already?"Prisoner: "...tell them to head to Windhelm, Jarl..."Me: "Shut up, shut up, Shut Up!"Prisoner: "...Ulfric Stromcloak wants..."Me: "Arrrgh!" (STAB, STAB, STAB, STAB, STAB)Prisoner: "OW, OW, OW, OW, OWIE!" (Thud)Odahviing: "You know, you're never gonna achieve CHIM with an attitude like that."If Skyrim was multiplayer...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda018.pngThis is also why my dog stays outside.http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda019.pngMod used: Halla-A Whiterun Player Home (SE) Don't forget that you're welcome to post your own funny screenshots here. Just remember to keep the Nexus TOS in mind. Edited July 25, 2017 by LeddBate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeddBate Posted July 25, 2017 Author Share Posted July 25, 2017 Still in the positive, so here's some more funnies.Legate Rikke decides she's had enough...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda020.pngLet's see your scrawny unicorn do that!http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda021.pngSmart-ass bookseller is smart-ass...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda022.pngYet another good idea for an interactive mod...http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae239/CON-Troll/Dovahkinda/Dovahkinda023.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moksha8088 Posted July 25, 2017 Share Posted July 25, 2017 You are very creative LeddBate. Keep it up! BTW, scenes with some well known Skyrim characters would be fun, especially some of the characters known for their humor like Inigo, Rumarin, and Roderick Redbeard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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