Thor. Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) He is not to be seen or found, but to be seen in a bush behind Sheogorath's neck, while he eats cake laced pizza inside a tooth. Edited March 19, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Then I will climb the neck, FOR SKOOMA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) Then I shall unleash an avalanche of dandruff: beware the beautiful dandruff... :biggrin:Â (Or is it dander in Sheogorath's case? Who knows, eh?) Edited March 19, 2013 by billyro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) The Loonnngg history of Sheogorath: The story behind Sheogorath and the Skooma trade. A Daedric prince needs some sort of comfort food??? in this case a drug... The story begins with a Lonely Daedric prince roaming the desert of Elsweyr, as he travels the distant deserts on a lonely afternoon he stumbles suddenly across a caravan selling skooma for the first time in his life. Sheogorath tries really hard as he struggles to say "Hello there young khajiit how are things today in a Some what mad yet funny-strange voice that seem to echo the lands", as he tries to stay sane. For a daedric prince of madness the word sane is a foreign thing to him as he struggles to be diplomatic. As you all well know he had this planned, so anything he does is no mistery Also he's waring a really bad disguise, even someone who doesn't recognizes him would have second thoughts :teehee: like a mustache :blink: to be continued Edited March 19, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 continue, continue, I want hear the entire story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) The continuation of the Story, Sheogorath and the Khajiit: the Skooma trade... Hello There Young Khadjiit what you have there in that little bottle of you'res, its soo tiny.. 200$ septims you're out of you're miiinnds as sheogorath mumbles angrily, Take it or leave the Khajiit mumbles under his breathe. Sheagorath then gives in and buys 5 huge boxes worth of Skooma, and one specially ordered box of madness laced skooma, Because he can't focus without it. To be continud Edited March 19, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 (edited) Sheogoraththe story Prologue ends.. the history of the Story begins With a Daedric prince Of Madness Sheogorath and the Skooma trade This story begins 200 years before the Septem rule and just as the skooma trade was at its peak, the Empire had no idea it existed yet, but in Elsweyr it was a booming business.. one afternoon in Shivering Islehttp://images.uesp.net/7/77/ShiveringIslesMap.jpgThere was a Daedric prince named Sheogorath the Daedric prince of madness, the king of madness the first. Remember in shivering is he decided it was time for a change :whistling: this pre dates that.continuing the story... One afternoon a elderly Khajiit named Zahraji walks up to the island door and Yells Delivery for a Sheogorath, A loud voice rumbles through the waters as if it was everywhere, yes come in, come in come in as Sheogorath speaks. mystery to continue, Sheogoath really needs it, but does he get it. Madness always wins, but not even he can overtake greed.. To be continued Edited March 20, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 22, 2013 Author Share Posted March 22, 2013 Very interesting! Where does the gatekeeper come in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaminggriffin Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Indeed, were is the gate keeper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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