Chesto Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 I take annoying neighbours very seriously. Specially Norwegian ones. I would suggest that, if their behaviour is way beyond any empathy you may have for their medical condition- alcoholism- then you get some electric cattle fencing and the electrical doohickey box that provides the current. Set the fencing- usually just a wire - up as a barrier between yourself and the annoying ones, set the current to enough of a jolt to get through to an addled brain that it is feeling some not inconsiderable discomfort, have a good back story to tell the cops about pesky Norwegian type nocturnal varmints or pests... then throw the switch. Sometimes one must be cruel to be kind. Mind you, their screams may be just as disturbing to your peace as their puking on your lawn is. Your call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephanie Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 A cattleprod will work well also ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demetriuz Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 Sounds cool i will try a electric fence. But the police wont mind theyl just be laughing at electrified alcoholics:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 A cattleprod will work well also ...welcome to the darkside, steph... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Well...here in good old red neck country.. we put on our wifebeater shirt...go over to the neighbors and ask real nice like to stop puking in the Azaleas....and if they don't..we shoot them. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chesto Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Well...here in good old red neck country.. we put on our wifebeater shirt...go over to the neighbors and ask real nice like to stop puking in the Azaleas....and if they don't..we shoot them. :)shooting is good. But you get a better quality screaming from good old electric cattle fencing. Or Prods, with a nod to Steph. And surely the screaming is what we're after in a deterrent, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Well...here in good old red neck country.. we put on our wifebeater shirt...go over to the neighbors and ask real nice like to stop puking in the Azaleas....and if they don't..we shoot them. :)shooting is good. But you get a better quality screaming from good old electric cattle fencing. Or Prods, with a nod to Steph. And surely the screaming is what we're after in a deterrent, no? I didn't say we Kill them...just shoot them...<smirk> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demetriuz Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 Well...here in good old red neck country.. we put on our wifebeater shirt...go over to the neighbors and ask real nice like to stop puking in the Azaleas....and if they don't..we shoot them. :) Are you from Texas?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Well...here in good old red neck country.. we put on our wifebeater shirt...go over to the neighbors and ask real nice like to stop puking in the Azaleas....and if they don't..we shoot them. :) Are you from Texas?? West Virginia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demetriuz Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 Ok its just that when somebody talks about shooting peapole the Texans lies on the topEverybody ar packing firepower there! :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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