Maharg67 Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not want to be called a 'chicken'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshh Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 (edited) Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not want to be called a 'chicken'. After that she was remembered as roadsted chicken. "... Inner Fire doesn't fire correctly..." Guess we could say that we have... :cool: an inner mis-fire. YEEAAAHHHHH!!!! Edited May 23, 2012 by Yoshh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from Colonel Sanders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delikatessen Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you ask? Why can't chickens cross roads without their motives being questioned?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoshh Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Do we really need more chicken jokes? :armscrossed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Someone has to be... the joker! Okay I'll kick myself out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperistan Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 So this priest, a rabbi, and a Ferengi walk into a bar on Rigel 7.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 A sheep goes into a bar. The sheep gets kicked out. Angry, the sheep goes bbbaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyaMe Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'Viagra Edited May 30, 2012 by gyaMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddieawsome Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 What do you call a bunch of dolls having braaivleis? A Barbieque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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