PlayerTw0 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 (edited) http://media.techworld.com/cmsdata/news/3213248/chucknorris.jpgVS FIGHT!!!!!!! Edited June 1, 2012 by PlayerTw0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ita Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 ..what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayerTw0 Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 ..what? Who would win? ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ita Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I'd say Chuck Norris, seeing as the other guy is unarmed. Unless that cigar releases nerve gas of course, but that'd be sort of a Pyrrhic victory if the cigar guy doesn't have a shot of atropine or something similar to counteract the gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyYou Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 He will kill chuck with second hand smoke........ Don't you watch the TV? :D That must be a OLD pic of Chuck....... he is just a tad older than that one...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ita Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Yeah but the Pyrrhic victory stuff would apply even if it's just regular smoke, if it kills Chuck the cigar guy would likely die of lung cancer too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyYou Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Yeah but the Pyrrhic victory stuff would apply even if it's just regular smoke, if it kills Chuck the cigar guy would likely die of lung cancer too. I doubt the cancer would have time to get him. The hordes of ravenous Chuck Fans would probably lynch him in short order. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syco21 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 This man looks exactly like my uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghogiel Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 One has an American flag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) 10 reasons why Chuck Norris will win over anyone or anyhthing :teehee: 1. He owns the Death Star2. He has every weapon in the Universe3. Hes emortal4. He simply has to stare at you to kill you, if he really wanted to. In most cases he does. 5. Hes a master in all known fighting skills in the Universe and beyond, doesn't matter if its Alien in origin.6. He plays Poker with Darth Vader every night and wins..7. He doesn't need food to live8. He can survive in space9. He shoots laser beams out of his hands10. He can change into any form at will. Edited June 2, 2012 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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