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Everything seems to be a mess right now. But Good news everyone, we maybe able to open a portal to hell soon once I get quantum physics correct. It also seems my idea of taking over the porn industry while putting subliminal message into it went unnoticed.

so subtle, it hurts.

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Everything seems to be a mess right now. But Good news everyone, we maybe able to open a portal to hell soon once I get quantum physics correct. It also seems my idea of taking over the porn industry while putting subliminal message into it went unnoticed.

so subtle, it hurts.

mmm, spank me daddy!

ahem...razor wire is an excellent idea jojo,the thought of someone trying to enter and then the blood,the screams...is it warm in here???

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(*pokes head through conference-room door*)

 

Umm... hey, people?

I'm not entirely sure just what's going on with the boss, but he's down the hall in the t-junction with Corridor #3, spinning in little circles in his motor-chair, and he keeps singing the chorus to Allman Brothers' Whipping Post, over and over.

 

I just got him to sign-off on a salary-increase request and three expense-account vouchers I'd been holding onto... if you're quick, you might be able to do likewise. Just approach him slowly with a big smile, and try not to get your toes too close to the chair-wheels. Good luck, and Sheila will be covering me for next-week's meeting... I will be investigating potential base locations in Cancun for a few days, thank-you-very-much!

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Good news everyone! Dez's mushrooms will be a hit. Im ok now, but I've seem to lost my pants. But other than that I need occult items to complete some personal objectives of mine. And the idea of turning lead into gold, we should also try to make platinum as well or plutonium for bombs.
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