DirTek Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Well I can't believe I didn't saw this one here: I'll be back!!! Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.William Shakespeare Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. (my favourite)Muhammad Ali andAny fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.Benjamin Franklin Cheers :thumbsup: Maafiaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoogieMonster Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Captain said we are representatives of our country and we should act accordingly. So last night I took it upon myself to help alleviate female unemployment in that demo of ladies who prefer the night-shift.- My shipmate on shore leave in Columbia Dude I heard you're about to get surprise buttsecks by a another hurricane. You know, in Mississippi hurricane buttsecks shouldn't be so surprising.- My 13-year-old cousin on the phone last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalftw Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Gandhi,when he was asked,what he thought of Western civilization.“What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Forgot I had this one on a word file: "If you can't offend part of your audience, there is no point in being an artist at all." -Hakim B :whistling: ...heh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalftw Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 One of my favorite science fiction writers. "Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done."Robert A. Heinlein"Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything."Robert A. Heinlein"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Robert A. Heinlein"The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract."Robert A. Heinlein"Should a grasshopper decide to do battle with a lawnmower one could admire his courage but not his judgment."Robert A. Heinlein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." Douglas Adams in HITCHHICKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXYEnglish humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demetriuz Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Excuse me while I light my spliff Good God, I gotta take a lift. -Bob Marley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 "A drug is neither moral nor immoral -- it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until a human being treats it as if consumption bestowed a temporary license to act like an turkey." -Frank Zappa- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gandalftw Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Notes i write to myself. :rolleyes: "There is no one so ready for folly as one that believes they know the mind of another."me "To be truly free one must know ones own mind and endeavor to live by ones own dictates."me "There is nothing of value in sycophantic adulation."me "There is no belief system that can compare with believing in ones self."me "Reflection can rescue one from the boredom of the mundane."me "The quality of ones life is not improved by how much one has rather by how much one can do without."me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyreil829 Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 i cant belive it not butter! by a advert on TV Sheppard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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